Some days my job is explaining to our t.co/gSdlnuZUA… photographer that he should make a picture of a safe filled with baked beans. t.co/2RenLEQwA…
Getting a word domain so people might visit by just trying it is dumb, except whoever owns t.co/G1RX1pb5T… will always get my visit.
Republicans (led by George Bush) jumped to Nixon’s defense immediately after Nixon fired Cox: t.co/gldds4DSz…
This was a much closer poll than I expected. I wonder if there’s a history of piñatas that would help answer the question.
iOS feature request: Every icon with a notification count badge should let you 3D-push to turn off that badge. t.co/Rhbz74xEZ…
Never make piñatas out of the good guys. t.co/mowwm8hrP…
Of all domains I’ve registered, this has the clearest method of calculating if it was worth the registration cost. t.co/mm2Pvdltq…
I set up t.co/SHVibgp4Q… but not sure it’s working. Support says to verify by having someone try it. To be certain, thousands should
It’s a quick journey from “cool dad playing along with floor is hot lava” to “bad dad accidentally convinced kid floor is actually hot lava”
I love extremely place-specific signs. t.co/6ctsHSBSX…
Step 1: Copy “Headphone.jpg” Step 2: Paste into Photoshop
NAILED IT t.co/dRjftJc5o…
I’m mad at @united for being so awful I can’t reasonably complain about minor airline inconveniences any more.
Pro-tip: instead of using a sketchy service like unroll.me to keep your inbox in good shape, you can irresponsibly let it fall into decay!
I’m about to find out how much judgment people pass in hearing @___ wait patiently for me at the table by singing “99 bottles of beer.”
About twice a year someone likes a photo on t.co/LZnUdHVYc… and I remember Flickr exists.
Q: When does 20 = 154? A: When Amazon makes a list of “20 essentials” but can’t stop their obsession with selling everything ever. t.co/pA0ld8KCp…
Some day there will be someone on the Siri team at Apple who lived in St. Louis at some point & they will stop Siri from saying St. Louie.
A year after Twitter suspended my wife’s @__ account, they suspended the @___ account we reserved for my kid. I filed an appeal. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ t.co/uOgtPQCUk…
WALL•E is a good movie, but that first 30 minutes on Earth holds up as some of the best wordless cinematic storytelling ever.
I feel like Siri has slowly developed an attitude with me. t.co/KwMr6uBY1…