Dave

Aren’t there rules for helicopters flying directly over filled stadiums?

Wow, guy with a painted on shirt wins the dance contest. Nice splits and does the worm. Of course, the musical number? “I’m too sexy…”

Lights on at the ballpark. I wonder if we’re in for a sprinkle. twitpic.com/ickti

When did numbering the players for score keeping (not uni numbers) happen? I wish 1st, 2nd, 3rd base would be 1, 2, 3. It’d just be simpler.

Going to the Cardinals game with Senator @clairecmc …Ok, not with, but we’ll both be there. Apparently.

In 1st Monopoly rules property is auctioned. No base price & player landing there has no advantage. May try that out. tr.im/z9nC

Just drank the tiniest sip of some vodka infused with the hottest pepper ever. As Ron said, “My left eye no longer works.”

When Ovechkin got a key to DC he said: And I’m the president this day in the city, so everybody have fun. And no speed limit. (via @pjlime)

Wanted: a site that catalogs all the proclaimed days and keys to the cities given out? It’d be enjoyable to see the juxtapositions.

I bet this @37signals article is the one that gets linked the most when they sell to a larger company. bit.ly/38RN2q

Some elegant subtle DirecTV DVR upgrades. Recognition of live (sports) events (with options to record extra) is nice.

I know this is fairly old, but pretty much every post is my new favorite blog post on the internet: niemann.blogs.nytimes.com

I look at the litter and I see it needs sifting. Still my [plastic] guitar gently weeps.

Enjoyed dinner out watching a kid eat 2 spoonfuls of wasabi mustard on a dare/$10 bribe from his legal guardians.

The MLB app has granted me a 6th sense. It’s like Spidey-sense but instead of danger I have a tactile awareness of a Cardinals’ first pitch.

Someone should inform them that riding a horse does not kill or in any other way necessitate the saving of a horse.

Superhero: The Postdictor. Superpower: receives sharp, clear visions of events that have just occurred.

Nice to see the Marlins bullpen signing balls & tossing them up to kids.

Ack, all my gmail @37signals basecamp filters broke because they changed it to say basecamp instead of grouphub.

Why didn’t Wellemeyer get the win?

Fans still searching for Colby’s HR that just made it over the fence.

Zitzman is perhaps the worst name for a school I have ever heard.

There is wave bribery going on here. I watched a guy pay 100 people a dollar each to enthusiastically support the wave. Scandal!

Started my 1st solo to stadium-wide slow clap on Albert’s 2nd pitch.

Free for use with credit by sports scribes (@matthewhleach @dgoold @miklasz @fungoes @joestrauss): nickname for home plate - batter platter.