Dave

There’s no place like home, but the Dowager house @garthmansion runs a pretty close 2nd.

For future reference, port wine ice cream is awesome. I like it better than port wine Riesling is pleasant, but I prefer the wine form.

Hey @oakridgeboys, hurry up, I’m hungry and the creme brûlée’s waiting!

I love that this is the big news in Hannibal: twitpic.com/ey1c8

At the Oak Ridge Boys show. We’re meeting up for creme brûlée afterwards. twitpic.com/exm9g

From the lead singer of the Oak Ridge Boys: RT @DUANEALLEN YO, @_, ADDRESSING YOU WITH A SYMBOL MAKES ME THINK I AM TALKING TO PRINCE!!!!!!

Also, the band has an iPhone app & the b&b has a ustream webcam. This is either the future or I’m in the Twilight Zone, but I like it.

I’m @ a bed & breakfast down a dirt road outside a small town with a country band big in the 80s & every member & the owner are on Twitter,

We’ve decided When Harry Met Sally is I’m On A Boat as Clerks is to Lazy Sunday. Layers of perfection vs. clever set ups & one-liners.

Feeding llamas with the @oakridgeboys. twitpic.com/ev6zv

I suppose somewhere along the way I’m supposed to get out of bed. twitvid.com/7E13A

Laying in bed watching the morning sun evaporate the rain off the tree tops: twitpic.com/eusgw

As long as I make sure to stay at @garthmansion twice a year, I will always have a fresh toothbrush.

Living the life of an ‘80s video game character would suck. You’re peacefully wandering around, monsters show up & chase you till you die.

I have to admit, it’s cool @oakridgeboys are on Twitter & have an iPhone app, but I’m disappointed it didn’t have Elvira. tr.im/wPYM

All has been worked out with @garthmansion! Going to iTunes to buy an @oakridgeboys album & I’ll have Elvira stuck in my head all day.

Got blocked from my fave b&b (@garthmansion) by @theoakridgeboys. I’ll listen to the Allman Brothers this weekend in protest.

If I’m looking at this right, the Cardinals have the largest divisional lead in baseball now, at 7. #notCountingChickens.

A wikipedia page that sounded more exciting than it turned out to be: Flags whose reverse differs from the obverse - twurl.nl/5dz8c5

I hadn’t seen this stormtrooper epilogue shot before: twurl.nl/cets2w

I’m wondering if Wainwright got a blister or some other mild injury. It seemed like a switch flipped. #stlcards

Is there some reason they song Take Me Out To The Ballgame twice in a row at Dodger Stadium?

Petting Cricket, our softest cat, but secretly remembering how soft @passrby & Stephanie’s Murphy is.

I want to make a site with tips on good password techniques. 1: Enter your primary password so we can evaluate it. 2: DON’T EVER DO THAT.

Just ate all the crumbs out of the cupcake tupperware. Mmm…orange glaze is so tasty. I think cupcake making is my favorite hobby of @__’s.