Dave

Just once, can’t we have a celebrity death actually be a hoax?

If anyone’s wanting to try an app out that requires a code: Z3ODK4. Tell me if you use it.

Putting this one on my resume: t.co/mEDpfwAuE…

Mostly I’m just tired of seeing @twitter’s super-intelligent “Who to follow” recommendations: t.co/Y5lw4INMf…

For fun, I follow most of the single character Twitter handles, but I’m mysteriously blocked by @a which is kind of exciting.

Why do some places have a minimum character limits on usernames? Related: I’m ___ on Peach.

I asked @___ to try to sleep in a bit tomorrow and he said “Do or do not, there is no try” which, he’s got a point there.

Meditation is artificial boredom.

If Oculus gets one thing out of being acquired by Facebook it’ll be that their site will withstand a serious crush of traffic. Oh.

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It turns out that the most concerning part of Star Wars (in Golden Book form), to a toddler, is Han Solo in carbonite.

If Twitter raises the number of characters allowed per tweet AND adds editing like they’ve suggested, you’ll eventually see how this tweet e

Once the Turing test is easily passed we can have the TuringTuring test, to test if robots can detect robots.

Everyone makes fun of the “most popular passwords” lists, but what would a good “most popular passwords” list look like?

A second flower opened today. t.co/oean9pHTE…

I think the term “500-year-flood” is going to need some renumbering.

I think we have a Hall of Fame dialogue here. What do you think, NO or YES? t.co/4sQzcNjbo…

Another successful New Years Day catch-up-on-2015-pop-culture with friends. An attempt to never be more than a year behind on music & memes.

I bet Tilda Swinton hates trying to give out her email address over the phone.

A nice start to the new year. t.co/b0DQ0yBzZ…

Watching the crowds at Times Square, I half expect a Red Cross narrator to come on asking for us to please help these tragic victims.

Emergency need to file a radar so I can get Siri to say “twenty-sixteen” instead of “two-thousand-sixteen”

Happy New Year Bangladesh!

Who’ll be the first to swap out a hoverboard’s wheels for ice skating blades? And then, who’ll be the first to kill someone with that?

Current favorite Twitter search is watching people bewildered at getting Kung Fu Panda for free from Amazon: t.co/xU4aQF9Us…