Dave

The cat did wet his paw and put it on his ear and maw. I say “aw” but is it not “ew”? If I did it you all may say “ack”. #madapeden

The cat is repeatedly spitting all over his paw and wiping it on his head. Why is this the cutest thing ever? But it is.

Occurrence of a stardate mentioned in Star Trek episodes ending in a given number: 0:2% 1:16% 2:21% 3:17% 4:14% 5:10% 6:5% 7:8% 8:2% 9:5%

Trying Twitterrific, though @__ demanded I turn off the sound effects. Unsure of mentions in main feed (since I get so many false alarms).

It’s hilarious to me that the cats come running when I shake the food dish even though for their entire lives they’ve had an endless supply.

So the common kitchen trash can size is 10.5 gallons, but the common trash bag size is 13 gallons. Is that on purpose?

Looks like Twitter’s doing maintenance at 2pm because they don’t want to stay up late. Try having a business based on midnight, wimps!

The instant feedback from Twitter is just amazing. Added a new @woot feature and within a minute, 2 replies back to me about it.

With his small frame and scrappy tendencies, I expect Shane Robinson will become a fan favorite a la Bo Hart & David Eckstein.

More and more convinced Albert should be our leadoff hitter, tradition be damned!

I was hoping the non-updating scoreboard would convince the umpire to give us another out.

Probably the best seats I’ve yet had. Perfect for that play at the plate. twitpic.com/4oz0o

Even though every bit of the functionality is now in my sidebar, I find myself still going to summize.com for Twitter searches.

What if Ferris Bueller’s Day Off had the Fight Club twist? tr.im/kED2 So believable I’m surprised it wasn’t discussed ere Fight Club.

Feeling good about that game, despite the loss, just seeing Ankiel hanging out in the dugout.

Photoshop trick I discovered: Click/drag left/right on the Ts in the toolbar when you’re on the font tool to decrease/increase the size.

David Frost was hired as anchor of Inside Edition. He was dismissed after 3 weeks & future Fox News personality Bill O’Reilly replaced him.

Hard to care about much in the game after Ankiel’s injury. Good to see him raise his arm on the way out, but I’m sure he’s in a lot of pain.

I’m annoyed by our massive page turn scoreboard. Up now: RYAN HOWA with the LADELPHIA PHILLIES.

Dennys Reyes makes the all-belly team along with Belliard, and of course Babe Ruth. Who else?

Left straight from the airport to the ballgame. Flight was scheduled to land at 8:05, stadium clock said 8:30. Car may be out of gas.

“We took all the blankets and pillows off the plane due to swine flu.” Good to know we were covering ourselves in germs and filth before.

Lady wearing her CANCUN, MEXICO billboard-ish jacket. Accidental, or clever way to get your own row on the SWA flight?

I’ve never been to Salt Lake City before. What should I see? (Oh, it needs to be within 100 ft of gate B13.)

Since more have died in the last couple weeks who don’t have swine flu than those that do. It may make you immortal.