Dave

[oldMan] Dear newly drinking age college kids at the food-court-turned-bar, you don’t need to stand in line. It’s kind of weird, actually.

Can I get a card to show that says: I take responsibility for my actions? I would like to stand on this chair so I can see the band.

Heading to Beach House, but first, a little tofu donuts (sesame-seed tofu) at Lemongrass with their roady and our pal, Russell.

As far as I can tell, as long as it is not determined that God damned my earbuds into not working, I should be able to get replacement ones.

Trying Q&A IM chatbot Aardvark. Cool idea. I think it dies once it grows to teen world, a la answers.yahoo. @_ w/ email if you want invite.

Read article on monitor distances (advising 2’ & up to 3’ for focal aid!) Trying out 2’. So far, odd but nice. Makes me want a huge monitor.

Have 2 teams had players with the same name? If not, are Brian Barton / Barden the closest? (Or will it be if IQ-BB ever makes the team?

I believe the literary, TV & movie use of time travel is due to the benefit of reusing and re-reusing segments of time for filler/padding.

It is surprising how difficult it is to evenly cut 6 slices of pizza out of the standard 12 or 14-inch size. Going square tonight.

This many years later, and I still think the funniest + most useful single-serving site domain I know is www.ipChicken.com

Does St. Louis get all of these Filet O Fish McDonald’s ads because there’s a large Catholic population & it’s Lent? Or are they everywhere?

No mustache wax at the Art of Shaving! I did get a badger hair shaving brush, though. Next stop, American Classic barber shop tomorrow.

Another April-Foolish but true thing I learned today - Human hair is used to make pizza dough. Or rather, cysteine, which is in the dough.

Anyone know where one might purchase some mustache wax, or similar product?

It’s insane, but I’m certain these aren’t April Fools gags: tr.im/i6Cw (Presidential Hair) & tr.im/i6Cy (Extinct animal bones)

All road trips from Rome must be frustrating. “Ah, crap. We drove for 6 hours, but isn’t that our house?”

WrongTomorrow (via @gruber) is cool, but I want to submit a query like this & have auto-fill, which I can then tweak: tr.im/i6qs

Playing with a silly Woot ad spot on boingboing.net sidebar. Thanks, @joeljohnson! (Also fun, we started this deal talk on Twitter.)

Moving on to the 2nd stage of April Ennuis: I now hate April 1st because I have to read constantly about how everyone hates April Fools day.

I enjoy April Fools jokes with well-thought-out writing. Not the mass that are a quick visual idea hacked together. (Ours was half of each.)

All right, time for bed, post-BOC shenanigans.

Tip for journalists: saying “Image courtesy of” does not mean you can steal images from said place without contacting or hearing from them.

Now that Twitter shows me all tweets with @_ anywhere in them, I’ll likely never see your replies again! (I’m swamped with @_@ emoticons.)

It has come to this: my cardio this week has almost entirely been Rock Band drumming. Whatever works, I guess.

I wish a report on evil genius hackers would mention the problem is people using one, simple, dictionary-available password on every site.