Dave

Missed El Burrito Loco’s birthday because, well, we decided to go to Tony’s. Bananas Foster! twitpic.com/27ggs

Puerto Rico’s uniforms were clearly not designed to be back-labeled with a name as long as their pitcher DAVILLASNELL.

There are constantly screaming kids outside. At first I was annoyed, but then I realized it means I live in a nice neighborhood.

Decided: The idea that you have to reply to an email to get it out of your inbox leads us all to the path of mutually assured destruction.

I believe the children ate our future.

AWESOME: The missing 14-year-old daughter of a Woot employee has been found, safe, in Washington state. 41-year-old man with her arrested.

Mysterious how many folks submit 1-star ratings on iPhone apps, and then rave about how perfect the app is. Do they think one star is best?

I realized today that I may be alone in my leg-kick maneuver to close the dishwasher. It’s an unbreakable habit now. Anyone else do that?

Happy St. Louis Area Code Day, everyone! Call someone in the 314 that you miss.

I hear a phone alarm go off in the bedroom, and check my pockets to see if it’s my phone. But it’s not, because I’m holding my phone already

I just read every @cwalken tweet. Like a pleasant collection of (extremely) short stories. I barely stopped myself from starting them all.

In a Venn diagram of Twitter vs. Facebook pals, the non-overlapping Twitterers are all at SxSW. None of the non-overlapping Facebookers are.

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1 in 7 years we’d have 2 Friday the 13ths in a row. But 1 of 28 Leap Years foil it. So 10.71% years, or about 1 in 9 years. Is that right?

I wonder how much it would cost to get Woot patches on the sleeves of the Netherlands WBC team. Or who you would even talk to.

The full Cramer interview on the daily show site is worth watching.

That may be the first interview I’ve seen where the interviewee could be arrested afterwards for the clips shown. #tds

Trying methods of syncing up my Address Book with My Contacts in Gmail. Terrified I’ll accidentally end up with 1001 contacts on my iPhone.

Did I miss something? Is it Cupcake Day? Is it Make Sure Dave Doesn’t Get a Cupcake Day?

Trying to figure out why DSL works for awhile and then won’t unless I unplug the modem for a few minutes. And this is a replacement modem.

One day I will reply to all the “replies” accidentally sent to me when people use @_@ and confuse the whole Internet. Especially Asia.

#sxsw - when all my favorite writers stop writing and start updating.

If you aren’t able to Twitter me a cupcake, don’t let me know there’s cupcakes in your vicinity! Now I need a cupcake. Anyone got a spare?

I’m really enjoying all the grass-mud horse (vs river crab) stories, essays, and song. I recommend looking into that whole burgeoning world.

Advising my friend to name his baby two six-letter names only using letters A to F so he can be represented by two hex-defined colors.