Dave

I want to eat this Monopoly re-packaging, it looks very tasty: tinyurl.com/4kqqmt

I do not recommend sneezing while you have 2 Advil in your mouth. Just in case you were considering it, it turns out to not be that great.

No door on the toilet stall. Actually no stall. So, one toilet, one urinal, lock on the door. So far, consensus is, you don’t lock it.

Discovered there is not a universal knowledge of the times tables. 7x9?

Bar bathroom: one urinal, one toilet; lock on the door. Do you lock it when you go in?

It starts to feel creepy enjoying Teenage Kicks in my mid-30s.

Second Christmas begins in minutes. Second gift given as a print-out in an envelope due to shipping issues as well.

New rule: if I didn’t use the app today or yesterday, it’s kicked off my home screen. I wish Apple let me sort by use automatically.

After the fact, carrying 12 bottles of wine, some shirts, jars of food, and salt and pepper shakers across 15 feet of solid ice is funny.

Bizarre - If you call @SouthwestAir Rapid Rewards hotline and hit 0 to talk to a representative, you get transferred to a busy signal.

After you update an app, is there any way (web or app store) to see the version notes? Google is now 0.3.143 but I don’t know what’s new.

My word of the day - alienist, learned from freeze-framed newspaper shot in Mo34st.

It is odd watching a movie in its original aspect ratio on my TV, resulting in sidebars. (Miracle on 34th street (4:3) on HDTV (16:9))

Attention BananaRepublic.com and Southwest.com: St. Louis is a valid city. Cities can have periods in their names. For Real.

Considering adding Graphics Blandishment to my resumé.

Charlie Brown is perpetually embarassed, angry, or otherwise pink-faced. Or the digital re-masterization folks got the color wrong.

Flipping between Knight Rider (1986) an A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965). I broke down and got a season pass to Knight Rider.

100% Christmas cards in the mail. Seven or eight just today. @smiller with shouting baby wishing me joy FTW.

Did I just coin ‘ideaplace’ as a broader, conceptual counterpoint to marketplace? Probably not, I bet it’s been used that way before.

Have you ever seen http error code 418? Check it, at this handy site: 418.status-code.com (via @danbenjamin )

is accepting bribes.

Bizarre to see NYTimes mess up, but this article is missing a bunch of spaces for me: tr.im/2bn2

Last (knock wood) dental visit outside of regular cleanings. Finally caught up on 10+ years of skipping. 20-somethings: GO TO THE DENTIST.

Just figured out the name Exene (Cervenka) makes sense being short for Christine.

Simple theme, small fonts on Tweetie update rocks! Finally 100% on it over Twinkle.