Dave

Oldest mattress day: January 6, 1999 OMD 3568 plodt.com/_/omd Put your money under the mattress that day & you’re even with the Dow

Ok, we’ve got ply it forward implemented in one of the Woot office bathrooms. (The other bathroom uses a towel as far as I can tell. Ew.)

Ply it forward: I guess I’m paranoid - I don’t trust an already rolled out paper towel. It seems suspicious.

You know, I’m very commonly persuaded by a rant when it ends: “What is the problem with you sheeples?”

Today’s Oldest Mattress Day is February 20th, 1998. OMD 3878

It is really amazing how fast you can get feedback on Google ads. I added DJI to ours and 1 hour later there’s 5 tweets about it in summize.

I’m getting superstitious about my iPhone call connections now. I’m currently blaming the lawnmower across the way.

Snowman chorus line! ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃

New record Original Mattress Day: March 13th, 1998. That makes today’s OMD 3863. Maybe Plodt will have some use yet.

This Microsoft page: partner.microsoft.com/global/pr… is pretty funny-looking in Safari & Chrome.

Ironically I can’t get adwords.google.com to work on Chrome. Back to Firefox for that.

The OMD (Original Mattress Day) passes the 10-year mark: July 17, 1998. Put your money under your mattress that day and match the Dow today.

I’d hoped the Woot debate parody would’ve spread around a touch more, but I’m still happy with how well it turned out. Nice job @jasontoon.

It’s shocking to me whenever anyone uses the world ‘paradigm’ non-ironically.

Today’s OMD (Original Mattress Day) is January 8th, 1999. If you’d put your money under your mattress then you’d be even with the Dow today.

Slightly embarrassed to admit I just looked up “taking back the high life” video on YouTube. It’s still good.

Currently, original mattress day (OMD) is March 12, 1999. (Stuffing money under your mattress on that day is equivalent to .DJI investment.

Best campaign ad yet: tinyurl.com/4bozt3

Geeking out on trying every vaguely reasonable possibility at 270toWin.com

Dukakis won West Virginia; however one Elector cast a vote for Dem. Vice-President candidate Lloyd Bentsen (with Dukakis as Vice-President)

Lazy Web: Greasemonkey filter to remove all the Mr. & Ms. from nytimes.com articles.

Coffee pot decided to hold onto all it’s coffee till I pulled out the carafe. It’s just earned itself a vinegar bath. TASTE ACID, CUISINART!

Goal accomplished. It’s going to be tough to find excitement in the rest of the post-season. Go Rays?

It’s odd that a Thelonious Monk album is cheaper because it has fewer songs than most albums… Even though it’s about average length.

2 more things I learned - Thelonious Monk’s musical style was nicknamed, by his wife, “Melodious Thunk.” Also, his middle name is Sphere.