Dave

You know the day is going well when an email exchange includes “Judging by the poop emoji I was sent back by one of your team members…”

I love real world pixel art. (cups on a fence, via t.co/mbfUOnEQy… ) t.co/5kFOPYqk3…

Twitter should buy Slack, or Slack should buy Twitter, so we can pick any emoji we want to fave/like tweets.

VISA says “We see mobile as the future” but they’re wrong. It’s the present. t.co/vEqze3wfi…

Is there a reason no gas stations have Apple Pay yet? Like, is it against some terms & conditions? I’d love to not touch a gas keypad again.

Polls let you tweet more than 140 characters, as long as you don’t care if people who use Tweetbot can see all of it

I thought I was starting to understand Snapchat. Then @nor changed their Twitter avatar to this & I’m lost again. t.co/WSlpNOnMV…

I’m going to guess the founding fathers who decided on this time change mess did not have toddlers.

Sunrise shopping while all the childless sleep in. (@ Schnucks - @schnuckmarkets) t.co/mdms8jghC… t.co/uRfBA3UL1…

I understand that there’s variance in when trick-or-treating ends, but ringing our doorbell at 10:40pm when our lights are out is crazy.

What’s the vampires favorite drink? Bloodweiser. Love when the kids have a beer joke.

Best Halloween joke so far: what do you call a computer at the bottom of the ocean? A Dell Rolling In The Deep.

Ready. t.co/AReX6Vxzt…

The castle. @ Royal Castle At The Magic Kingdom t.co/5OU3EYHLa…

Impressive conflict in decision making so far.

I chose the second answer on this poll:

I usually can’t listen to audio while working, but this Bob Ross marathon fades pleasantly into the background: t.co/gTD2O6OJu…

Some favorites: Polly Wolly Doodle, Lois Lane, “shiver my timbers”, the fatsuit, “for want of a nail”, a confidant, & a bass clarinet

When I’m bored I check out the lengths Wikipedia authors went to cram Monk (TV Show) links into 1,561 topics: t.co/Z3Z5BwNlO…

The way I use my phone when the battery hits 10% is probably the way I should always use my phone.

On October 29, 2025 will the results of this poll be viewable?

Will Twitter allow apps like Tweetbot to support polls?

A little fire dancing at #disneyworld @ Spirit Of Aloha Lua t.co/b8QRmORFR…

What’s on your own birthday/Christmas wishlist that I should add to mine?

Sometimes when I’m feeling nostalgic I go look up the oldest purchased apps not on my phone. t.co/X3HPwu2mr…