You know the day is going well when an email exchange includes “Judging by the poop emoji I was sent back by one of your team members…”
I love real world pixel art. (cups on a fence, via t.co/mbfUOnEQy… ) t.co/5kFOPYqk3…
Twitter should buy Slack, or Slack should buy Twitter, so we can pick any emoji we want to fave/like tweets.
VISA says “We see mobile as the future” but they’re wrong. It’s the present. t.co/vEqze3wfi…
Is there a reason no gas stations have Apple Pay yet? Like, is it against some terms & conditions? I’d love to not touch a gas keypad again.
Polls let you tweet more than 140 characters, as long as you don’t care if people who use Tweetbot can see all of it
I thought I was starting to understand Snapchat. Then @nor changed their Twitter avatar to this & I’m lost again. t.co/WSlpNOnMV…
Sunrise shopping while all the childless sleep in. (@ Schnucks - @schnuckmarkets) t.co/mdms8jghC… t.co/uRfBA3UL1…
I understand that there’s variance in when trick-or-treating ends, but ringing our doorbell at 10:40pm when our lights are out is crazy.
Best Halloween joke so far: what do you call a computer at the bottom of the ocean? A Dell Rolling In The Deep.
Ready. t.co/AReX6Vxzt…
The castle. @ Royal Castle At The Magic Kingdom t.co/5OU3EYHLa…
I usually can’t listen to audio while working, but this Bob Ross marathon fades pleasantly into the background: t.co/gTD2O6OJu…
Some favorites: Polly Wolly Doodle, Lois Lane, “shiver my timbers”, the fatsuit, “for want of a nail”, a confidant, & a bass clarinet
When I’m bored I check out the lengths Wikipedia authors went to cram Monk (TV Show) links into 1,561 topics: t.co/Z3Z5BwNlO…
A little fire dancing at #disneyworld @ Spirit Of Aloha Lua t.co/b8QRmORFR…
Sometimes when I’m feeling nostalgic I go look up the oldest purchased apps not on my phone. t.co/X3HPwu2mr…