Used up my 10 free NYTimes articles by “peeping” links in the Apple News app. Just in case you think you had a bad day.
I’m considering switching which pocket my phone is in. Can that be done? Will I go mad? What will become of the phone outline on my jeans?
Happy Day They Used To Set The Display Width! t.co/SVBAkDxyp…
.@PDBeth I would love to hear that it will become official @stltoday policy to turn off the Google survey on emergency breaking news.
.@stltoday Yes or No: It’s ok to obscure news on shooting & lockdown till questions on shopping habits are answered? t.co/CSlyFeGIJ…
Do other news sites do this? @stltoday replaces all article text with gray bars until you answer 3-4 questions in a marketing questionnaire.
Nothing like trying to get updates on neighborhood shooting & school lockdown (everything’s fine) & battling @stltoday’s awful obscuring ads
Whoa, #pizzarat guy, Matt Little, likes the Song For Pizza Rat we made at @wearemeh! t.co/NnFTWLZni… t.co/viULEv9VB…
“I’ll never forget you” seems like a very low bar, given the totally random people from decades ago I still remember.
My kid says “if you can say poo poo and poop, then it can be pee pee and peep” and it’s hard to argue with the logic.
I cringe every time I see a photo of myself grinning stupidly, which seems to be most photos, but the alternative is I should be less happy?
I kind of took the easy answer for @danieleagee’s question, but it’s also just the truth: t.co/E1e4YfIUF…
New slang for eating apples, courtesy of @___: “making umbrellas“ t.co/P1Q1tcuyA…
Hope to get famous enough that my death is an exclusive: t.co/ofNQ02XJj…
Looks like @periscopeco has a few bugs to fix in their landscape video support. t.co/PctYKA5BK…
May need to take a couple days off next week to review & configure the 7000 toggles in the content blocker apps. t.co/bEdbOXptu…
After well over 60,000 JBL Micro speaker docks sold, we (@wearemeh) finally got rid of our last ones today! It’s truly the end of an era.
The best “feature” of iOS9 is sorting the notifications tab the obviously right way: in the same order they showed up on your lock screen.
Interesting to see transit info on iOS9 available in 6 American cities and “around 300” Chinese cities.
Learned: Umpteen comes from slang where the morse code dash was called “umpty” after the sound the machine made. (The dot was called iddy.)
I save NASA’s graphics standards manual for its Worm logo to my home screen & get the Meatball logo for the icon. t.co/WAfMRCgsc…