This side is XOXO says @___ & this side is spaghetti and tomatoes. t.co/3BHcsepMM…
Apple’s getting pretty good at getting me to opt-in to Siri ads. t.co/Jgzs056zu…
Was Steve Jobs’s biggest role in keynotes as editor? WWDC’s event sprawled & hearing this is the only event of the year means it will too.
I wanted to get this working as a lock screen background but it’s just a bit too hectic: t.co/9mPDOQRoF…
Want to freak someone out? Turn on zoom on their iPhone & zoom in 1%. I did that & about set up an Apple appointment before figuring it out.
Pleased with how well this shot I took on the plane today works as an iPhone 6 background: t.co/1MbQap97z…
One view of Walt Disney World: t.co/dOBKVikR3…
☑ Fireworks at Hollywood Studios at 9:15 ☑ Fireworks at Magic Kingdom at 10 (Also: ☑ Crazy frantic rush to bus & up to balcony at our room)
Sunset at the Hollywood Tower Hotel. #disneyworld t.co/0Qro1s8mC…
Suspiciously defensive when asked about his opinion on Magic Kingdom mayoral term limits. t.co/kkcBshp26…
Tried to nail down some policy positions from the Magic Kingdom mayor but he filibustered. t.co/uERnWIKhL…
Just realized @___ had never used a bar of soap. He thought I was joking when I suggested picking it up to clean his hands.
Crowd Level 1 days are nice. t.co/OvrXPtc6K…
You know it’s a good carousel when the horseshoes are this detailed. #grantsfarm t.co/Lhl8VnAL3…
Now that @McDonalds has round-the-clock breakfast, I can get a Big Mac with hash browns instead of a burger, right?
While other sites shut down comments, the @wearemeh community sends cake: t.co/itE6462Bv… & wedding gifts: t.co/AQLJDqKfU…
Not sure how much longer it’s possible to pretend we only get these for @___ to play with. t.co/YexuwU516…
Hey teens: no one cares or remembers that embarrassing thing you did last week. But it will keep you up at night the rest of your life.
Someone at Apple accomplished their performance goal of getting utter nonsense into App Store reviews: t.co/hycAn5RUz…
I’d pay extra for a haircut place that encouraged using Twitter or browsing the web during the cut instead of grasping for small talk.
Working up Candyland variants for adults. Take two cards, use one (to move forwards), play one on opponent (to move them backwards).