Extreme sliding at the local playground. (And I’m the dork measuring that it’s 41° on my phone’s level). t.co/DKZjRUOwK…
I bet the people at t.co/RiPK7qKOM… were surprised by the sudden burst of traffic. Oddly, looks to be…BMW? t.co/NoJKX0EaO…
When it becomes the norm for bathrooms to be gender-neutral full height stalls, what will the icons for bathrooms be?
Camouflage t.co/7nCsIJZhy…
They don’t judge you for 11am beer samples at #grantsfarm. t.co/7yWz8t6xH…
I do like a good bitter beer. t.co/gcO46tmMv…
So sad that everyone in Portland doesn’t get to experience tax-free-back-to-school-supplies weekend. It’s something to behold.
I watched the Republican debate the way the candidates would have wanted: via Periscope of @NormMacdonald & @kevin_nealon in a living room.
“I know you have that phone & your fingerprint for Apple Pay but since it’s over $25 I need you to scribble on this paper. For security.”
Does an opossum make a good pet? Seems unlikely, which is too bad, because I really want to have a pet opossum and name him Lorem opossum.
Surprisingly hard to Google a Sesame Street monster’s name from its looks. I triumphantly say “Murray!” & @___ says “No daddy. Telly.”
Twitter is great at keeping me up to date on the best parts of TV shows & events I don’t want to watch.
What if “simpleton” got redefined as a person who’s thoughtfully honed in on the important things in life?
130 years ago, even attic window latches had ornate details. t.co/WTGE5uzXD…
Remember when there were characters besides Minions? is what I imagine we’ll be saying in two years, tops.
Confused why the New Yorker article about the Portland earthquake was news to anyone in Portland since it’s at OMSI: t.co/IJnzF1bgi…
That thing where old Twitter joke formats go out of style & you wonder if it’s been long enough they’ve come back around to being nostalgic.
So the @cardinals & @mlb really think fans will still be watching games on cable TV (FoxSports) through 2030? That seems foolish to believe.
Husband tags wife. Wife replies with ok to buy. This is like 50% of Facebook. Maybe this is what Twitter is missing. t.co/28aLWgIqX…
I like when you can tell it was an exciting game just by the graph: t.co/TyV6wllsq…
How is there not yet a reality TV show of that game we played at school, spiraling around on paper? Is it that they can’t call it M.A.S.H.?