Evil PDX plan: advertisements on the surface of roads that raise up for drawbridges. Awesome PDX plan: rotating drawbridge art exhibitions.
Seriously no idea why this is in my calendar, much less with reminder notifications but happy almost-birthday @wilw! t.co/iMH6lvJaa…
I almost got to find out what happens when your kid hits the alarm in the elevator while Secret Service are guarding Jimmy Carter outside.
Hot enough in the Portland sun that kids are taking turns standing in the shade I cast. (Thursday it’s supposed to get to 100!?)
Thanks for the rainbow greetings, #portland. t.co/oBafpQDC6…
Ran into @mathowie thanks to checking into a cheese company in the middle of Oregon. Thanks, @dens! (Also, wow is the Spruce Goose huge.)
LIVE on #Periscope: Crazy homemade bob sled coaster at Enchanted Forest t.co/l9Ig83OTv…
Ominous random song pick to start the road trip: t.co/8MjWgW58q…
Me: What do you remember about going to the hospital when you got your boo boo last month? @___: They had wifi there.
So t.co/gSdlnuZUA… sold 16 total Amazon Fire tablets. I wonder how many Amazon ever sells for $100 more.
Isn’t the Ant-Man Lego minifig meant to be relatively actual size? So does that make it a…fig? t.co/F8jK3wPZP…
Still figuring out playground etiquette. Your kid is out having fun on his own, random kid asks for a push on the swing. Do you push them?
The eyeball deep dream thing is funny & disturbing, but wave mode is more repeatably interesting: t.co/l03Hky1G8…
My pal @JasonToon just launched Eucopia, where he makes a box of cool European stuff for you each month: t.co/u5UQDeRCZ…
One day I hope my kid tells me I’m a great dad. Till then I’ll bask in the glow of having been added to this List: t.co/tTIHY3ZQo…
Hey look, it’s Prime Day in real life too! t.co/B2SENJikN…
The #PrimeDay slogan “More Deals Than Black Friday” speaks quite accurately to Amazon’s valuing quantity over quality in everything they do.
Just wanted to play a lighthearted game of Alphabear and he goes all nihilist on me: t.co/0ZW5ZMvKX…
I never want to be any closer to a hippo. t.co/61CvBeoDO…
No idea why Netflix recommended this for me but I’m sold. t.co/f0LJj7UlN…