At Six Flags, the most fun ride so far for @___ has been the speed bumps in the parking lot. “Bumpy bump!”
It took 176 days but my @alltheminutes dream finally came true: t.co/c733UvaC0…
Kung Fury is out, you should watch it now: t.co/T7bqxnons…
Bartles & Jaymes don’t exactly seem like wine-cooler-drinking type of guys is something I would’ve tweeted thirty years ago.
Him: “Daddy, do you know this song?” Me: What are some words? Him: “when we go out the door.” t.co/iu9B2Hf7k… (The Elevator Song)
Headed out to discard the dead possum in my yard & remembered the 2 things I know of possums: 1) they play dead. 2) they can have rabies.
Hey, it turns out I’m second best in the world (for the day) at a game almost none of my friends play! t.co/KNKU9OtFL…
Welcome to my most RT’d mention from the last 30 days. 1500 RTs and counting! Thanks Twitter Analytics! t.co/EBJWay41M…
We’ve been trying out different times for some live streaming over at Meh. Like: right now - t.co/2UDCh6nbT…
I assume Jony Ive was just holding us all hostage with discoveryd until he got the promotion he demanded.
Busting apart the stuff we sell at t.co/gSdlnvhvr… is sometimes (ok, usually) cooler than the stuff itself: t.co/SNMmXuwUH…
Any time you get lucky maybe it’s really that time traveling you from the future came back and fixed that thing just right.
It makes no sense to do a Twitter poll using RTs as one vote and faves as another. RTs inherently multiply.
A Twitter bot that finds two people saying their kid/dad/uncle is the best in the world and gets them to fight.
After I get to know people I follow on Twitter more, I add them on Facebook. I wonder if this is typical.
Easy to spot a bad kids app: it doesn’t support multi-touch. Kids love moving two (or more) things around at once.
RIP, but “inspiring” & “amazing” are not the right words, regardless of his work. t.co/aHjSdpGfi… t.co/yG6R0zX6p…
Self-driving cars should launch to the worst drivers & then move to better drivers as their software improves.
I like how the forced brevity of Twitter stops me saying “it seems like” or “I think maybe” and get to the point faster & more directly.
I’m surprised no oil companies have attempted to call spills environmental, since they’re really just returning the resource to the Earth.