I give up. t.co/WEIY8f20L…
Our other long national nightmare of not having lyrics to the “Murder, She Wrote” theme song is now also over. t.co/7V3KoxB32…
Before cars were prevalent, people would see you soon. After that, people see you later: t.co/x7olHgba2…
I’ve always thought what Doomsday Preppers were missing was a catchy ukulele tune guiding you through your planning: t.co/McIEdm5PZ…
A good day to check who you’re following on here and consider adding more women from those being RT’d: t.co/MgrKRDUkM…
Our long national nightmare of not having “Murder, She Wrote” guest star trading cards is over. t.co/3usM3wzga…
We’re getting into Being John Malkovich territory here. t.co/KITrGd9BE…
I worry the next time this level of shock and surprise happens it will not be because of something as harmless as an awards show gaffe: t.co/rr6YYl3lW…
Oh nothing, just reading arguments from 1982 over who Yoda meant when he said “There is another.” t.co/gUoRH70IA…
The App Store is a wealth of creativity and inventiveness, as you can tell by these ski app icons. t.co/omkz1epKz…
Can society just make it societally unacceptable to wish something (have a good trip, have a good meal) that can’t be replied “you too” to?
Another shocking celebrity death (that we’re just making sure we’re prepared for): t.co/VUbZO23JB…
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It’s time to make video games that look & work exactly like the box art on Atari games. t.co/f0F3cuQaA…
As a kid I kept looking forward to getting older, to that time when social interactions would just be something I knew how to do right.
I was remembering a ridiculous @woot sale I enjoyed & then noticed “last purchase: 10 years ago” so now I’ll just sit here feeling very old. t.co/NZ795QsVD…
Idea: fun, addictive game, but instead of In-App-Purchases you call your senators for upgrades and bonuses.
But you know what, I’ll forgive it because of this last line: t.co/OFCPKYCkp…
Oh, great, that thing where people gratuitously add “finally” to news about Apple is now happening in all journalism. t.co/79AHFQiaS…
I’m better at t.co/lPiUfYXDD… than any of my friends except the two who made the game, so that seems ok. t.co/2F2DoHCSK…
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This is a jerk move, @apple. t.co/RONfRitFs…