Dave

Working with @salesforce developers today and they’re all “Jokes__c! LOL!”

The late night ratings show far more people are talking about how much they’ll miss David Letterman than people who watched it regularly.

Why does Apple have a top-grossing app list? Are there people that decide to download a game because it’s so profitable for the developer?

Great 5K monitors are now cheaper than decent 4K monitors, but only if you’re ok with an entire computer being in them.

Do you know what absolutely does not need to be any thinner, but will probably get thinner? The Apple TV.

Feeling a little nostalgic as my morning routine now involves rebooting the computer, just like every morning twenty years ago.

Today, @___ decided his bucket swing is an elevator, or is in an elevator, which makes me wonder what it’d be like to swing in an elevator.

I’m ready for journalists to stop using “# of google results” as some sort of definitive evidence of the popularity of something.

AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE! (Or at least the male ones. Female Avengers, pretend you don’t exist.) t.co/iuXN4drEW…

The NYTNow app is so good I deleted my NYTimes app. I’m guessing that was not their goal.

If you forget your password in the @Target Healthful app, the dialog asks you to call a 1-888 number that only has M-F 8am-10pm coverage.

Elevators in 2-story buildings shouldn’t have floor buttons inside. You’ve already said what floor you want to go to. t.co/soAqrkKls…

.@RiffRaff41 @bdotdub It will be truly epic if Game Of Thrones covers some sort of plot path that ends with the invention of the iPhone.

Also, I’ve said this before but I’m turning into the biggest Bruno Mars fan apparently. t.co/E5Ui6iphb…

This sounds like an ad but: if you’re already Prime, check out the Prime Music iOS app. Lots of free music & X-ray lyrics are fun.

Loki really does just have This One Weird Trick.

As a kid I got Ben E. King & B. B. King mixed up, so it feels especially odd that they pass about 2 weeks apart.

It’s funny how after age 40 your body seems to figure out you have no evolutionary need to survive & starts shutting down. Just. So. Funny.

Feels like once a week I figure out some new useful Siri capability: t.co/JPVvzrxdr…

How many years has it been and it feels like it’s still fifty/fifty whether redo is Cmd-Y or Shift-Cmd-Z?

No loyalty in showbiz these days, when you can’t even trust that an actor will stick around for 27 or 28 seasons of a show.

How many years till the MLB app doesn’t say “in play, out(s)” when someone’s batting with two outs?

Middling results on my newest toddler lesson: learn to count to 59 in about an hour with a digital clock.

When I’m about to grumble about a stupid UI design in an app, I let my toddler try it. If he has no issues, I know it’s just I’m old.

Apple Watch Wedding Ceremony App that taps you when you’re supposed to sit, stand, kneel, bow.