Dave

Hey @Twitter! I loved the embedded games in Twitter cards! It was totally amazing. Can you whitelist them again? t.co/jbvG4ZWKo…

And crazier still, you can play on Meh’s forum since we embed tweets! t.co/wL2bcqYyy…

Thanks to @internetarchive & @textfiles you can now play Oregon Trail in a tweet by just pasting the url! t.co/9VoLEIxQz…

I’m in favor of only ever drafting Matts for the @cardinals from here on out: t.co/QAaiUkurX…

This is what the internet was made for: t.co/UQvDwgJ5P… And then, of course, t.co/dhCz5LZGO…

A Star Wars prequel showing, in real time, the 3-hour meeting where they discussed and debated what to name the Death Star.

After the cable companies realize the no-attendance game got high ratings I assume they’ll demand all teams stop selling tickets.

The Orioles should auction off one single seat for that empty game tomorrow and donate the money to a community charity.

A funny consequence of the new combination of Opening Up DMs & Group DMs is I get accidentally added to random strangers’ private chats.

Good to have Molina back, so he can resume his primary role of telling the pitcher not to tear his Achilles.

It’s the days when multiple Kickstarter rewards arrive that I feel the craziest. Bison socks & a phone-controlled lifter!

I wouldn’t have guessed the term “film piracy” is over 90 years old: t.co/nGnrej3e7…

I think the most difficult job to explain to aliens would be Uniwatch columnist.

In fifty years baseball teams will have a hitting offensive lineup and a field defensive lineup.

I glance over to see what @___ is watching on You Tube Kids and it’s a video tutorial on how to climb out of the crib!

The final step of all product packaging/assembly design should be 40 hours of the designers unboxing & assembling the product over & over.

Tech writers depersonalize reviews, but with a device as personal as the Watch, it makes sense to talk of your life: t.co/bXBvJLeUf…

Is there a 3rd party iPhone 6 case that moves the power switch back to the top of the case?

Reflections at the zoo #nofilter @ Saint Louis Zoo t.co/ot4pTBjL5…

Challenge of the day: “Choose a password memorable to both you and your [toddler] child.”

Still having fun with Alto’s Adventure. (New high score: 298,297) t.co/bQuO34lxP… t.co/89R3XLsnz…

I don’t believe it’s coincidental that the only object introduced in Good Night Moon but not told “good night” is the telephone.

Someone should make Lincoln Logs, but, like, really big.

Yes: doggy, horsey, birdy, ducky. No: catty, cowy, ratty, goaty. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Was teaching @___ double-tapping home to abort crashed apps & he figured out that’s how to circumvent the YouTube Kids app timer.