Dave

It always feels like the Twitter app is saying PSYCH! when I tap on “2 Retweets” and see: t.co/Xt18o5GBd…

I asked @___ why he loved elevators & he said: “The doors open. What’s there? I don’t know!”

I’m staying up late to keep up with tweets from people at or watching the Yankees game. Another wild Friday night at the Underscores.

To achieve my goal of being in the best shape of my life at age 80 takes a real lifetime commitment to laziness.

Assuming annual Apple Watch update, people getting their watch in August will have 8 months till it’s obsolete. Maybe Watch2 is in Q4 2016.

License plate game: Find a word that uses all letters, in order. Shortest word wins. t.co/t8qIaKN0O… - HUGGABLE. HUMAN. HULA (winner)

A surprising number of 1994’s t.co/DUxKQLQax… sites are still active (& still cool), like this great domain: t.co/bV4XlZcO2…

Seems like Family Sharing on iOS breaks if one person is on 8.3 & others aren’t. “This app is no longer shared with you.”

I’m 99% sure my most used apps are Tweetbot and Twitter, but iOS 8.3 has other ideas for when I search t: t.co/idiXHcTsg…

Scientifically proved that the face detection algorithm in the new Photos app, while impressive, is not as good as a 2-year-old’s.

It seems unlikely Jony oversaw & approved the animated emoji. But equally hard to believe he wouldn’t pore over every OS detail. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Simple baseball rule of thumb: if you score zero, you know the loss is not your pitcher’s fault.

Was enjoying watching t.co/Jmh9zxDcI… fullscreen on side monitor till they made me sit through half-innings with Bieber staring at me

Bet we’re setting a new world record at Meh today: Most people convinced to buy both a lantern & an IP camera at once, for some reason.

.@isaiah Yes! The garbage truck’s another thing that’s amazing (a giant mech robot with built-in smasher!) that we mentally turn mundane.

Wednesdays are the best. t.co/d5kRC4xUB…

Showed @___ a red bird on a branch and he said “like Fredbird?” #gocards

Showed @___ a “red bird” and he said “like Fredbird?” #gocards

Do other languages have faux-other-languages, like we have Pig-Latin?

I’ve mostly excised “actually” & “technically” but wow do I say “essentially” and “basically” a lot.

Every time I find my issue in a forum, the 2nd post is: “I don’t have that but I do have this…” & the rest of topic is about that problem.

Can there be a site that tells us if we’re on the backlash or the backlash to the backlash for pop culture?

A few years ago we went down to Soring Training for Easter. The first pitch was thrown by the Easter Bunny.

Happy move-the-baseball-app-back-to-the-home-page day. t.co/Nu5iVUbYh…

We watched The Rock on SNL, The Rock lip sync: t.co/dpGPLtCht… & read @mallelis’s liveblog of The Rock’s diet: t.co/6O6qGDf0H…