Dave

Ironing and phone notifications do not go well together.

My toddler son just chastised me about my toenails and insisted that I cut them right now.

Is it…could it finally be…spring? t.co/27WLZ9nac…

592 retweets for this (https://t.co/e0CwZgL8ss). Why? What does it mean? What is going on? #seriouslyWeirdTwitter t.co/2PW1SlF1V…

You’re on the very edge of boiling over at all the potty training clean-ups & mishaps and then he breaks out his Cookie Monster impression.

In countries where people read from right to left do they put the washer to the right of the dryer?

Generally I think movie & TV reboots are stupid & we should look for new ideas, but PUT THE MUPPETS BACK ON TV NOW. t.co/PkeHA0peD…

Twitter Bechdel: See if you can find a screenful of only women’s tweets in your feed. t.co/BzNv6hHzR…

I mean, tilde is a fine name at all, but we could’ve been calling it the swung dash all along??

I must be the last one in the world to discover that they made a movie called The Fast & The Furious & a later sequel called Fast & Furious.

Wow, the-cloud-to-my-butt browser extension (by @stevenf) even makes the Bible better! t.co/wszO2za75…

Sometimes I forget that it’s April Fools day not on the Internet also. t.co/KQ2Y1b8Xf…

Dash button: totally stupid. Dash Replenishing Service: very awesome. Now to figure out why I think that, since they’re almost identical.

The ultimate tech challenge: Change a bluetooth keyboard from pairing with 1 Mac to another, while both are in range. May be impossible.

I get that everyone hates the Web on April Fools, but Meh screws with people every day, so it’s just consistency to do it today, too.

The monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey was essentially a giant Amazon Dash button.

Huh, I thought I would get more than 3 years before my kid passed up my cell phone data usage.

Watched a beautiful sunset, live, over the Grand Canyon tonight thanks to Periscope, but also a non-stop stream of hearts & dumb comments.

Tonight at dinner, @___ spontaneously said “dead malls dot com”, his first spoken url. (Apparently quoting from some escalator video.)

Milestone: @___ learns the pour-over coffee-making method. t.co/sun9dPlJD…

Periscope UI is bewildering. This list doesn’t say who is hosting the feed?! I’m feeling very Get Off My Lawn here. t.co/L1UVn9PB6…

Lately @___ has been learning & talking about elevator brands. Which is fine when it’s Otis or Schindler but a little creepy when it’s ISIS.

Books I read to my kid are dedicated to other kids…nephews, or family friends. Almost like it’s hard to write a book with a toddler around.

I love that the Is Abe Vigoda Dead site at t.co/FAHSQ1VOQ… is now 14 years old and he’s still going. (Reload page for update.)

When you think about the inevitable future success of Facebook remember the surprising decline of Internet Explorer. #ozymandias