Dave

I thought I was good at avoiding mansplaining, but the amount @___ says ACTUALLY… says otherwise.

I want to watch iPhone UI testing with 2-year-olds.

A whole lot of flipping. t.co/MYYNe7mTk…

This is the most “sportsball” I’ve ever felt. What is this even? No sport named, not even a ball… t.co/DpKlO9U1P…

Turns out live streaming and an active two year old are not very compatible.

|LIVE NOW| - #meerkat t.co/M68FfgM3C…

At the pizza place, @___ is confused why he can’t make this picture “play.” @ Shakespeare’s Pizza t.co/w43A5bVeK…

Certainly Pebble doesn’t have better access to new technologies than Amazon, so what’s the real reason there’s not a color eInk Kindle?

#supercut request: Every time they drug B. A. Baracus because he’s scared of flying.

Discovered at 2am last night that if your power goes out, when it comes back on all your Hue lights turn on full blast!

“Factoring Attack on RSA-EXPORT Keys” does not acronym to FREAK. Sorry. I veto that.

Literally every single person who ever got an email from Hillary Clinton in 4 years knew. “From:” is not exactly a closely guarded secret.

I hope Hillary Clinton’s justification for using personal email at her job is about how much Outlook sucks & Gmail is just easier to use.

I unfollowed a bunch of people who haven’t tweeted in a year, so yes it’s been a productive day.

I almost never do that whole “tweet a screenshot of a bunch of text” thing, but I find myself doing it all the time when texting.

Someone emailed me advice on how to deal with a crummy landlord. Because of my metafilter post…EIGHT years ago: t.co/4y0indmbR…

I hadn’t realized that to make credit cards more secure they’d have to make them a bit bigger: t.co/cAZpO5qER…

Now, when the Kickstarter thing finally shows up, I have to go re-watch the funding video to figure out why I wanted it.

Just starting to understand contractions, @___ now calls it cannoteloupe

Prior to shoveling, reading through tips on snow shoveling. The last one is to consider not shoveling, which sounds like the best advice.

Thanks to Twitter I have a much better idea of what the sky in San Francisco looks like tonight than the sky out my door.

I need an app to help me find which app I used for that list I made last month.

Grateful @TheRealNimoy didn’t weigh in on the dress color.

If Internet meme life is ½ as long each year as the year before, a meme lasting 1 year in ‘98 lasts 1 minute in 2015: t.co/WzwIIDeXP…

A lot of pressure on 80+ year olds to make each tweet really count, just in case.