…and everything that King Midas touched turned to, like, a shade of black, under some weird lighting effect, but it was definitely black.
Thinking about that black shirt I was going to wear tomorrow or, you know, maybe it’s gold because apparently I can’t tell the difference.
20 years ago, memes were cutting edge for 6 months. 10 years ago: two weeks. Now? 30 minutes. Where does this lead?
I bet Apple Watch has an unfixable Daylight Saving Time bug, so they just decided to launch it the day after that.
19 Apple Watch Editions t.co/50YVDCQyg…
At @WeAreMeh it’s important to dive deep into the cause of mistakes & methods to ensure they don’t happen again: t.co/OUgpmxUWf…
8 years into the iPhone & it still won’t stop buzzing for incoming texts while I’m literally holding it against my ear on a call.
If I owned a sports team I’d put in the contract “If you make more than $1M/year, you’re not allowed to drive yourself. Drink all you want.”
Taught @___ how to ask Siri for “picture of…” and now he understands the true power of the Internet. (dog, train, summer, happy)
New Pebble watch looks cool, but “no compromises” bullshit marketing kills it. It says “we don’t even understand the compromises we made.”
Do you think Sesame Street’s Fifty Shades of Gray parody made it to script writing before it got vetoed?
I want to take a drawing class called How To Draw So Your a Toddler Can Recognize What It Is You’re Trying To Draw.
As a responsible parent, it’s my job after @___‘s bedtime to see if I can get YouTube Kids to play completely inappropriate videos.
Realized just a little too late that we accidentally taught @___ that all mail goes right into the recycling.
No, Siri, I’m not planning on buying some obsolete smartphones at the grocery: t.co/ISz2vMgf7…
“I’ve been working on the railroad, just to pass the time away.“ Just? Like…it’s your hobby? Are you even paid? To each his own, I guess.
Twitter’s new Group Direct Messaging is a great feature, I thought before I couldn’t think of a single time or reason to use it.