Dave

I recommend this google image search: t.co/XwbTFmZFm…

I wonder what Border Patrol will do when they check my Twitter mentions. t.co/HSQdVLlmK…

I assumed you couldn’t write an Executive Order contradicting the constitution but turns out it was just that no one was crazy enough to try

Six years later, I’ve used two-thirds of one of these 10 nutmeg nuts. t.co/XPIIsISl8…

“If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster” is the most interesting forum spam we’ve gotten yet.

Spring fighting through winter t.co/CtWMeaRmT…

Watch for @_ @__ and @___! t.co/J4JIeUT8A…

I’m trying to think about how much good Jimmy Carter did after he left office, and how citizen Barack Obama is just getting started.

Ten years & 15000 tweets in, I feel like I should mostly understand twitter, but I have no idea what this is about: t.co/KO9lbMTxu…

I don’t have the heart to correct @___ that February 20th is not “Presents Day.”

I’ve never had a tweet, Instagram photo or Facebook post get likes from >10% of my followers. Sorry to constantly disappoint you other 90%.

This counts as a productive day t.co/QzYjiHtRe…

I love getting @glennf to do research on whatever interesting thing he can find. This time, spaceships & encoders! t.co/QLDt9lQAN…

At the St. Louis Art Museum, today (and the San Francisco Museum of Art in the 60’s). t.co/OznabIhSp…

I wonder what percentage of the population (that has heard of both) think that Wikileaks & Wikipedia are related.

On the other hand, we may be safe for a while. t.co/Y8S1amYzD…

I was enjoying watching the Cleverbots talk on Twitch until this question, which unfortunately has far too many good answers: t.co/DLBfW612H…

Maybe 2017 will be the year I finally figure out how owning t.co/usBZVzjZZ… will make me the big bucks.

I appreciate @verge being very upfront to let me know that I should not at all care about CES. t.co/NE7p75JOg…

They say the Internet was created to facilitate the exchange of information, but I think we all know the real reason. So brands could flirt. t.co/R5jFU0pvt…

I want an Oculus game where I can re-enact the sadness of Facebook employees begging mall customers to “be transported by virtual reality.” t.co/nUwIXVgUY…

Lately @___ assumes singular words that end with an s sound are plural and singularizes them. My favorites: noncent. And one bron medal.

This wasn’t a race. Just strangers who set up a “finish line” on a trail so joggers could win on New Year’s Day:

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2016: A lot of terrible things happen for no good reason. 2017: A lot of terrible things happen for a fully known reason.

Pro-tip: put all your glitter-coated decorations away today, because everyone will just think your glitter coating is celebratory tonight.