Dave

Where’s my single-serving website telling me if I should salt the walkway or not?

The most important survivalist tip: you can’t spell camouflage without guacamole.

It is time for @ChevyChaseToGo to complete the Fletch/Fletch Lives trilogy with Fletch Dies.

Which comes out first? New cinema display, or new AppleTV model? (@smiller votes: Apple Car)

Does anyone ever want the iPhone to do that select-a-rectangle-block-of-text thing? Everyone fights to get it to select words, right?

How much gold is in the Apple Watch? An 18k Rolex watch has 74.9 grams. Today, that’s $2,924.29 just for the gold. t.co/3iS1QhXBm…

5 days ago I tweeted that you couldn’t ask Siri about a fox without getting meme gibberish response. APPLE FIXED IT! t.co/h5KI6VAEU…

Is it impolite to look through people’s replies? If I hadn’t, I still wouldn’t know that Daisy is a nickname for Margaret. Thanks @torrez!

Apple hasn’t innovated at all since the Apple Watch. It’s clear they just don’t know how any more. It’s a shame to watch them spiral down.

What keyboard key would you most like to use in life? Undo? Ctrl/Cmd? F1/Help? Return? Delete? I’ll go with Escape.

Missed opportunity when the @appleworldtoday folks who left TUAW didn’t name their new site TUTUAW.

I’m convinced Safari knows to beachball the longest when I’ve made a stupid typo and am trying to correct it.

My hatred for those stupid NO SOLICITING signs is competing neck & neck with my hatred for random people coming to my door to sell crap.

The long-tail chain reaction of RTs is bewildering to me. I suppose it’s people who follow very few people & check in once a week or less?

The worst part about subdomains is how it screws up your URL autocomplete - looking at you, t.co/JjUXBLqJG… & t.co/jT2aKdyQ7…

Why don’t any snow removal places tweet on Twitter weather hashtags? #stlwx

Disappointed in the lack of chaos, destruction & empty shelves at grocery before tonight’s snow. C’mon people, where’s your panic? #stlwx

I’m tired of nicknaming snow storms after disasters. How about music festivals? #snowchella #snowpalooza #snowpershoot

Mind-blowing moment for @___ as he first discovers that his Kermit toy is on TV and in videos too!

“My desires are… unconventional.” “So show me.” t.co/d4Ej2evc9…

.@JesseThorn First time I’ve backed a Kickstarter with a buck. A nice, worthwhile reward level! Everyone, join in: t.co/7oAqUeIWg…

Hi to the apparently many legions of fox fans with fox avatars that are now following me. I’ll try to find more fox-related humor to share.

Challenge: get Siri to actually answer a legitimate question about a fox, or Fox TV or anything at all fox related: t.co/egtQLxbJ6…

I know it’s silly but this is some seriously stupid scripting. t.co/BJ8YyDZv2…

Siri can be a little over eager to get in on an aging joke: t.co/zUVBNHfHC…