Dave

So presumably there was some study that showed getting someone to cry was the best way to get them to buy your product. #SuperBowl

My feed has a serious lack of people asking what time the Super Bowl is.

Not sure what the point of separating instructions into steps is if step 4 is “put everything together”: t.co/mgmpNq8kC…

We did a t.co/FblwwfP89… product story today specifically to entertain those who have @stevenf’s cloud-to-butt extension installed.

How is there no Google result (till now) for “Why is Banshee a man?” t.co/AkGw0uuyQ…

Thinking about an email app that doesn’t do email at all and just tells you that you don’t have any email. HappyMail.

I bet if the NSA offered free, high speed, reliable back-ups for computers & phones they’d get a lot of takers.

You’d think there’d be room for a sentence considering if a company paying the tax was the right thing to do: t.co/vn3aUcQRb…

If you’ve favorited less stuff than you’ve tweeted, you’re doing Twitter wrong. (Yes, I’m included in that. For now.)

Why don’t we ever see a Giga Value? t.co/8bHPEhQ7g…

How many years till people are taking “handwriting” classes the way people learn “calligraphy” as a hobby now?

Top-selling security cam: Dropcam. #2? Fake camera that does nothing. It’s a toss-up which provides better security. t.co/vgCh4rxGr…

Landmarks should have signs with Flickr urls to professional Creative Commons photos that people can claim as their own.

Are people still watching The Simpsons, or did they just get TV show tenure?

When you share a link on Facebook, you’re not obligated to keep the click-bait secret. Tell people the result or answer or interesting part.

When someone wants to meet up at 9am, I first think “too early!” Then I laugh & laugh & laugh at how many hours I’ll have been up by then.

Internet, I’m disappointed in you. If ever there was an excuse to bring back the “ate my balls” webcomic of the mid-90s, #ballghazi was it.

This is the coolest unsolicited mail I’ve ever gotten. t.co/Uczl3Jrdh…

In case you weren’t born yet, this Nutrigrain spec ad (from 2003!) is still good: t.co/Iu8qm4YWT…

Looks like the YouTube comments on Obama’s interview are working out pretty well. t.co/0qBXrAVIn…

Dear @_ from the past: STOP. I don’t care how cheap they are, you don’t need 30 BuiltNY cases. Seriously. Ugh. t.co/nL1otawgV…

Thinking about moving to Canada purely based on the coolness of their passport under blacklight: t.co/LGA3FjDhv…

I would not have predicted the @WhiteHouse streaming the #sotu more successfully than Apple streamed the iPhone keynote.

I don’t usually think the name you give a kid matters that much for how they turn out, but what chance, really, did Scrooge McDuck have?

Can’t tell if this was @___‘s 1st joke or just a scientific conclusion - Q: What does Santa Duck say? A: Ho Ho Quack. t.co/WEe2UvJnT…