So, how does major sports news get reported incorrectly? I doubt any news is clearer, and with a specific end time. t.co/awQ52cUw0…
Took down the Christmas decorations because…it’s late, right? But I’m the first in the neighborhood & feel like a total grinch now.
Google alerts have gotten worse over the years. I’ve had better luck with t.co/eNgyfPJGM… Try it & I’ll get a higher free quota.
That guy the president has who whispers who someone is right before he meets them…How much to hire that guy for parties?
I’m bad at remembering names. But also faces. And previous conversations. And encounters. People in general. But I’m great at trivia!
I asked @___ what the 1st letter of Corduroy was. He ran off & played a toy piano key. I asked what that was & he said “C!”
After much considered thought & self-examination, there’s no escaping the truth: I’m a Bruno Mars fan.
Everyone has a mysterious Japanese twitterbot that instantly auto-faves their tweets right? Hi @Rentxxs!
I absolutely hate getting bcc’d on something as a secret eavesdropping technique. Inevitably, I in some way reveal that I got the message.
Be My Eyes connects blind people with sighted people, to help with things like reading the expiration date on milk. t.co/V3qDoFk2s…
Tonight @___ wanted to sing happy birthday to water & it occurs to me there was some 1st day water formed. It might be anniversary of that.
If double-tapping the home button was equivalent to tapping the status bar (instead of just lowering it so I can then tap) I bet I’d use it.
Told @___ “when you’re lost, you can get out a map” but…launch a map? Load it? Run? Maybe “open” works for apps & folded paper.
If you had a technique to train people to get better at texting while driving, would you make it public?
So @tmbg wrote another theme song for us at Meh! This one’s our @WeAreMeh Twitter theme song because, why not? t.co/DEketelKk…
Pretty hard core that @FedEx makes their support people change their first name to FedEx: t.co/Md3kPlwwh…
I really feel like my lip-reading abilities have greatly improved thanks to captioned animated gifs.
9 years ago I wrote about Woot getting to 150k members. Today I wrote about Meh at 170k. Guess it’s my job to write about 150k milestones.
Is there a reason I can’t swipe left or right from my iPhone lock screen? Because I get it wrong about 75% of the time.
This is the first tweet using the phrase “the year 7422” t.co/f6vGaf8fY… What’s the earliest year that has no results?
People showed up at t.co/LaTkymHiS… today not wanting a single BuiltNY bag & now are disappointed they can’t buy 30. #marketing