The current crib required attendees for @___ bedtime. t.co/rSPkJOdGJ…
I try to remind myself that days I feel regret over something stupid I said are days I had very little real difficulties to deal with.
A tweet I wrote that only makes any sense at all on July 4, 2013 got ten retweets & faves today from people who don’t follow me.
It used to seem so childishly simplistic to imagine there were people intent on being evil but lately we’ve seen a couple clear examples.
This is what a week of Disney looks like to my feet. t.co/v292AN9xd…
With the amount of Under Armour logos I see on hoodies & sweatshirts, I feel like they chose the wrong brand name.
Just discovered the dark rum Dole Whip. t.co/jifR4vgwG…
Now that Disney owns Star Wars they’ve let JJ Abrams add lens flare to everything. t.co/D89R3Gf9x…
Took a week off playing Crossy Roads and then got this. t.co/SjLkmTcQy…
When you can’t go to Wally World… t.co/JOcznwLbp…
Love the new 1980s exhibit at Disney. t.co/RTNFp1mME…
The squirrels at Disney are hardcore. Saw two working together to chew through a stroller bottom for some leftover cheese goldfish.
At least Barbie was designing. This is depressing. t.co/kOSY3mVb4…
I think this is technically correct but it just sounds really bizarre to treat Twitter Ads as a singular thing. t.co/m4qFrtKZr…
Guess @amazon finally decided to get into the BoC / Fukubukuro racket: t.co/zXydWs1tl…
Apple’s theater cost $169,999,985. So that idiotic psychological pricing methodology happens even when you’re spending hundreds of millions.
The 24-hour news networks should take a cue from @Nasa TV: utter silence until something worth mentioning happens.
I assumed DVRs would kill the idea of friends watching the same show at the same time, but it’s clearly bigger than ever because of Twitter.
Since it frustrates me to always find stuff in the last place I looked, I just keep looking after I find it.
The wx weather hashtag (as in #stlwx or #dfwwx) is the only time I’ve ever found hashtags actually useful.
Animals in Good Night, Gorilla have doll animals like them (including Babar) but the armadillo has Ernie. t.co/55hLpLkyA…
I’ve only sworn 9 times on Twitter, so I’m on Santa’s nice list. And they counted “cornhole” though it’s just a game. t.co/2w3o9Dob6…