I told @__ that “properly kerned stockings” is at the top of my Christmas list. t.co/QXHEihZWF…
Broke the 300 barrier in Crossy Roads: t.co/PHoo771ZO…
Good to see America demanding answers to the important racial issues in our lives, like whether a black man can be a Storm Trooper.
The “family” photos in the zookeepers’ house in Good Night, Gorilla are with the animals. t.co/zSFaD6JTu…
After our Thanksgiving, @___ decided to have Thanksgiving with his friends. t.co/UIjS9IuK8…
What getting the Christmas decorations down from the attic looks like (so far). t.co/LmE7bGtIP…
Thankful my family doesn’t disown me for having to stream the Thanksgiving Day parade from some sketchy European site.
Each walk from house & zoo in Good Night, Gorilla one more neighbor is watching. t.co/trwyisfyz…
Graphically, the @NewYorker cover is good, but it strongly implies this is a St. Louis problem. It is a national one. t.co/Txm77xFnI…
Crossy Road sequel idea: You’re grown child of a character killed on the road, in charge of urban planning to prevent more senseless deaths.
Want to help this whole awful situation? t.co/tfHg8YDsj… Donate to Ferguson Library @fergusonlibrary Open while schools are closed.
I missed the part of law that says if there are any eye witnesses who disagree, you’re free to disregard all witness testimony.
The nightstand clock in Good Night, Gorilla advances with the story. t.co/Fj98hatBc…
That thing where you have to think, “even though I really keep wanting to play this game, am I having fun?”
Back to my happy place, not-as-good-as-@waxpancake: t.co/tEIigSIl4…
I realize I have no idea if bears actually like and eat honey or if that’s entirely Winnie’s-The-Pooh sourced.
My favorite Twitter interaction (besides, you know, conversation) is the fave and then, ten minutes later, the RT.
There’s a guy named Barney, who responds to all mentions of color with “I love purple.” but we are fairly certain he’s doing it manually.
Most communities deal with bots trying to masquerade as humans. At t.co/LaTkymHiS… we have a human trying to pretend he’s a bot.
A lot happened between these two tweets: t.co/m4jzx6qoT…
The first accidental @_ mention (of many tens of thousands): t.co/hx6PJE5od… #twitterfirsts
First use of #twitterfirsts: t.co/hcd1jgKDl… #twitterfirsts