Dave

Mr. Show With Bob & Dave as a sequel to Breaking Bad, where Saul is trying out various costumes & characters to hide from his past.

I suppose if I ended every day with 40% battery, I’d just complain that my phone could’ve been thinner.

Has anyone come up with a name yet for the instead-of-a-word-I-typed-random-emoji typo?

At swim lessons @___ made Tea stew (swishing arms around). Weird but less disturbing than the Puppy or Mommy stew the other kids made.

I’ve been cynical about Jeter’s finale but @gruber’s story is tough not to like. That last game was just great baseball, Yankees fan or not.

Twitter is great at confirming that no one has any idea why there are fireworks nearby. t.co/PwtWI3yex…

My phone’s fine, but this PopTart I’ve been carrying in my back pocket is totally bent. #popgate

The iPhone won’t sleep when you hit the sleep button if you’ve just hit the volume button…which is now directly opposite the sleep button.

Where’s my “why are people suddenly cheering outside?” app?

I just realized that the Path CEO is going to buy two Apple Watches, one for each wrist.

Now THIS is what the internet is for: t.co/G4VDLVoCe… (via @kottke) t.co/IP3eBTOsf…

Future world oddities: FaceTime with @chapinderek 1000 miles away & we’re wearing almost the same red, black & white plaid-patterned shirt.

I’m 39 & for the first time in my life I used up a canister of dental floss from start to finish without missing a day of flossing. #victory

Apparently I “don’t like anything cool” because I vetoed @__ getting a fireplace log holder that looks like a house.

It seems like @twitter’s algorithm of who I should follow is not particularly sophisticated: t.co/5QFN28Une…

Serious question: is “hobo” a lifestyle choice, and therefore acceptable for a Halloween costume (for, say, a toddler)?

iOS8 - predictive text for the next word iOS9 - for the next phrase iOS10 - for the next sentence iOS11 - AUTO-REPLY: ON

Trying out that thing where even though your tweet gets cut off after going over the allowed character limit, everyone knows what you were g

If someone put up the Roos pocket shoe concept on @kickstarter today it’d raise millions.

The best thing about video calls is getting to see (& fix) that I’m apparently always furrowing my brow while looking at the screen.

Twitter app idea: Venn lists - I pick two disparate people on Twitter & I can view a feed of tweets by the people they both follow.

It’s weird that @peabodyenergy thinks I’d be happy to see Busch Stadium runs on 80% coal, instead of wishing the @cardinals would fix that.

Set up Medical ID on iOS8. If all do, it’ll be common to look at it in emergencies. Emergency Contact is a must. t.co/3pAl8G0qo…

iPhone 6 icons should fill from the bottom up, so you can leave a blank row at the top instead of the bottom.

If the best “scroll up” method is to double-tap home button & tap the lowered top, can we just make triple-tap-anywhere universal scroll up?