Dave

I doubt there are many (any?) decent timeshare companies but Sundance Vacations makes the rest of them look good: t.co/EVMJ4kSr4…

Someone should make a realistic deer hunting game where you play for hours and hours and maybe you see one deer sometimes.

It may not technically be a Dole Whip, but it’s just as tasty. t.co/kBHlbUzg9…

Fitness app idea: Couch-To-Walt Disney World.

Out for a Sunday drive with @tripleunderscore #hyperlapse t.co/zmpLnoR8R…

When you’re certain you’ve finished everything on a file, end the file name with “-draft” & you know you’ll never need to touch it again.

I’m surprised apple didn’t plan this out a little more: t.co/3tl0yO0jd…

Voice recognition software scanning all pop songs in reverse to find “secret” messages.

All of these restaurants with aquariums that have the characters of Finding Nemo captive never saw the movie, I guess.

Today looks like the 1st time on t.co/gSdlnvhvr… we’ll sell more than we got mehs. Oddly, it’s batteries, which feel very meh to me.

Will @kickstarter coolers become the new @kickstarter wallets?

Can you help me find the up-to-date accurate names of these dinosaurs for my kid? via @jelly t.co/yMScYtXc6…

.@djacobs I want to live in the world where luxury product selection & travel pleasantries are our remaining problems to solve, but I don’t.

If Apple had released a thin Cinema Display when the 1st thin iMacs came out, they’d be past due to release a new Cinema Display now.

Why does medicine like Advil give a range for how often you can take it? Every 6-8 hours. So…6. Why say 8 at all?

Next year’s Applebee’s slogan: All our apps are belong to you.

I wonder if @netflix is noticing how much people enjoy watching shows everyone watches at the same time. #EverySimpsonsEver

These Amazon book reviews from June 1995 were posted prior to the official first Amazon book sale (July 1995): t.co/GMOAzzK7c…

Very temporarily on the top spot here, so I’ve got to brag about it quickly: t.co/sU0iGk8Xu…

Million dollar idea for when you hurt your finger but still want to use your phone: Conductive/capacitative band-aids.

Wow, @anagramatron is on fire. t.co/xkKhnillA…

Each night @___ picks out books, calling them by the last title word. @__ & I managed not to giggle somehow, tonight: t.co/AHxIT9pbd…

Thumb cuts (& the resulting bandaid) are so much more annoying in this future.

Isn’t this the Venn diagram of people who care what’s in their Twitter feed & people who still use Twitter’s native app? O O

I imagine half the work of writing a @TheOnion article now is researching if it’s already been written.