Dave

.@Jim_Lipsey If the rule for when driverless cars can succeed is their improvement over human driving, why not start with the worst drivers?

It’s weird that IPAs are now named like ska bands. t.co/sCQks7hwc…

Why don’t driverless cars start with golf carts in retirement and beach communities? Seems less risky and more helpful.

A re-edit of Star Wars where all Darth’s anger is from his hatred of sand. Swap Alderaan for Tatooine for the final victorious explosion.

English is Screwed Up. Responding “Ok” means Yes & responding “That’s Ok” means No.

Is Twitter awful at accurately counting retweets for anyone else? Or do a lot of people just wise up & unretweet me after it counts?

It’s hard not to view the gray hair showing up in my beard like the red stripe that shows up just before the receipt paper runs out.

Guidebook idea: things to do in a beach town when you’re sunburned.

I think I’ve already combed @___‘s hair more than I’ve ever combed my own.

This speech reminds me of Steve Jobs “touting” the Rockr phone.

Every night I risk disaster on @___‘s trip from bathtub to bed, going diaperless for that 30 feet. I call it European Roulette.

Do they make a lock picking version of this? t.co/G7z4UEc3Y…

I can’t believe it took us this long to discover the cure for ALS was ice.

If you knew nothing about this case besides the #ferguson press release, you’d have to conclude Mike Brown died from smoking cigars.

Had that Usual Suspects-like moment realizing where a band I like got their name. t.co/AWdEwzeFo…

Upset about arrest of @AntonioFrench but don’t know how to help? Donate to his education program, North Campus: t.co/siLOrBqLi…

Who says drip coffee makers are useless? t.co/J9brYL6ay…

The mayor of #ferguson, James Knowles III, won with 1,111 votes in 2011 (for a 3-year term): t.co/llruVEtJi…

The only real overnight successes are newborn babies, and even they had nine months of prep work.

Rejection letters at Apple should read “Thank you for contributing to our thousand NOs.”

Writing tip to myself: Every time you use parentheses around a sentence, double-check that they’re really necessary. (They’re usually not.)

All right, I know the whole internet has been holding off, but I’ve finished Breaking Bad, it’s ok to talk about it now.

More @_ mysteries: 123 mentions/notifications to me over the last 30 days containing the word: crackheads - t.co/PGkOVjWD0…

Is this…a thing? t.co/x8GO4GBfZ…

Working on a mashup movie. What reads better, Sound of the Lambs or Silence of Music?