Dave

I’m so busy even my spam calendar appointments are conflicting. t.co/qEwbcNvRQ…

Happy Tree Service : Trees :: Make America Great : America t.co/M3kz52oOM…

I’ll be gravely disappointed if we get anything other than a deeper hole out of this deal, @CAH t.co/ACZIXHS6K…

Last year I stored Christmas decorations in the basement (1 flight) instead of attic (2 flights). I bet I’ll weigh a pound more from that.

Having trouble deciding which of the goldfish in @___’s class has the best name:

Georgie POW! Captain America Daddy

Booted up my iPad 1 today. I still miss how clear shift & caps lock were. t.co/rPECzYKYc…

This qualifies as a productive day t.co/iJLn7FUbt…

In need of small victories, I’m wandering the house with a screwdriver looking for things to tighten.

If your email says “In today’s world,” I’m probably deleting it.

On the plus side, I’ve been getting better at chess since I can’t stand reading or hearing the news.

“I just wiped off the kiss,” said @___, “not the love.”

If I happen to catch you when you’re checking in to see if you should start checking Twitter again: no, not yet.

It’s probably been at least two decades, but I decided it’s a night for some Enya.

It’s a terrible time for Twitter and Facebook to remind me what my friends were talking about 12 hours ago.

Nice of @twitter to create a whole feature dedicated to getting me to read my brother’s tweets. t.co/w0d53gAPm…

Check out @__’s awesome Stranger Things embroidery in tonight’s Famous Fictional art show: t.co/ICyvuvn4u…

Unexpected perils of getting my coffee to drink outside on the hills of San Francisco. t.co/j0TcGjaeL…

I’ll be in San Francisco for three hours. Where should I eat lunch?

“As a reminder, Galaxy 7 Notebooks are not allowed on this flight.”

People say naming doesn’t matter.

Great timing, I bought that @lonelysandwich CMRA Apple Watch band for my birthday. (If you want $20 off, use this: t.co/IBupsmtOF… )

Some days I still miss table-based layouts.

Every year my old Obi-Wan costume gets a little more realistic.

An app that counts how many times I hit my keyboard’s Escape key in a day, so I can predict how annoyed I’d be by the new Macbook Pro.

This is one of my favorite interview quotes: “I don’t want to be quoted on anything,” said Christina Cox t.co/iKav4DfCa…

The Sound & The Fury 2 Sound 2 Fury The Sound & The Fury: Tokyo Drift Sound & Fury Sound Five Sound & Fury 6 Fury 7 Sound 8 (h/t @mattcomi)