Dave

I’m 🚀🌎 on Emojli, the emoji-only network! Reserve your username now: t.co/LnwFKrcnt…

But now if you’re ever having a bad day, you can just assume it’s Facebook’s fault.

The bad thing about teaching @___ to collect sticks & take them to yard waste is it makes it clear how infantile my gardening skills are.

If you have an online friend you think of as generally depressed & negative, maybe you’re just in a Facebook study.

If the kids who sang in Yo La Tengo’s Nuclear War were 6 years old, they just graduated high school.

This year’s Fourth of July parade theme is “Stars & Stripes” which should be markedly better than last year’s “Hammer & Sickle” attempt.

Registered a joke domain today for the first time in a while: t.co/lWOij1R5Q…

If you want to throw a buck away…er, our way & get in the site a day early, it’s the last day of Meh’s Kickstarter: t.co/OUuOHM9iq…

I feel like I won on a State Farm slot machine: t.co/Uk1LidRV0…

So this was on our back porch this morning. t.co/fDURsbc5p…

Glad we got that Meh announcement out just in time to put in my @xoxo conference entry.

And now you know why this write-up from 3 years ago mentions breakfast octopus: t.co/muEHGpQoe…

Crazy to see meh as 3rd most popular Kickstarter right now. t.co/zglKWN2Ah… Awesome that people are interested in the idea (again).

Hmm…Amazon Payments seems to be down, shortly after our Meh @Kickstarter launch. t.co/6QkUJtqIY…

I want an oldies station of kids music from the 70s.

Imagine the fanfare if @Amazon announced that along with the Firefly feature on their new phone, they were producing a new season of Firefly

Thinking about a site that lists all services you can sign up for online but have to call to cancel. Like: Call of Shame

Cool that Facebook decided to make Slingshot as an app version of this: t.co/q1qTbuVp4…

TIL: Bats have a “protected” season, so apparently that one in our attic gets to just hang out and have a good time till August.

When does @twitter start allowing emoji in usernames, and how can I reserve @💩?

Nice try, @Tivo, but I won’t “be sure to ask your customer service representative about our newest products” when I’m calling to cancel.

That wonderful realization that you still have some coffee in your mug & the terrible disappointment when you taste how lukewarm it now is.

I only watched the first minute of the #USA #GHA game, so I assume it’s 67-0 now.

Instead of getting the World’s Tiniest Wireless Earbuds, I’m just going to pretend I got them and lost them already.

I’d like a coffee mug boldly proclaiming I’m in the top half of all dads.