Day 544 of Apple’s Cinema Displays being thicker than displays that have full Macs in them. That’s 1.5 YEARS.
Can’t believe my ceiling fan choice got vetoed. t.co/QuLgovUfI…
We got ___ a giant icon. t.co/GYvKE5zgO…
Setting a reminder on my phone for seven years from today: “You’re not going blind, your LED bulbs are just dimmer now.”
Really makes you think, you know? t.co/PPUK7ZltX…
Have friends who think every single thing @neiltyson says is quotable? Show ‘em Everyday Tyson: t.co/WbbvrSusv… by @mattpicker
Getting faved & retweeted by someone I’m about to interview is the new “I brought in donuts!” for job candidates. (Hi candidate!)
Trying to decide if I should keep my investments in money markets, or go all in on the monkey markets.
I canceled @Uverse a month ago but I’d like to retroactively decide it was in protest of the @DIRECTV acquisition.
I love how @verge says the new Surface 3 screen “looks really good, at least from here,” from presumably at least 50 feet away.
Can we switch it up, where AT&T buys Beats and Apple acquires DirecTV? Something tells me that’d be better for consumers.
Not a great time, but given the interface and, you know, email & chat, I’m happy with it: t.co/e5PMuR9EM…
From 1820 to 2010 the population of New York City increased almost 5 people PER HOUR. t.co/RDwUarw2e… (PS I love wolfram alpha)
Which comes first? @nest restarts Protect alarm sales or @23andme restarts health-related genetic reports? (Or neither ever happens.)
One of the best things about my Twitter username is that I don’t miss out on any of the important snail news.
I think this would be a fun Wikipedia article to take to 1900: t.co/pgri2g5Hz…
If you could go back in time to 1900 and take the full text of one Wikipedia article, which would you take?
I’m owed a parenting award for not even chuckling when @___ brought over his police car after I asked him where the pig was.
I love this story on the baseball shift, but do you really use the Astros as an example of a team doing it right? t.co/aSem42f4b…
Note to self: don’t ever eat a cookie from a shark: t.co/yNf3Jh8nP…
Perhaps a poor choice of words, Parent Magazine: t.co/BFaJfYRAV…