Dave

The word zoonoses goes the farthest and the quickest from “aw, that sounds so cute” to “that’s disgusting and awful” on looking it up.

Ah, good, I was just a little early. t.co/1jtQUdKsJ…

Remember when Apple and Adobe got along? In that universe, this Touch Bar segment would mostly be a Photoshop & Illustrator toolbar demo.

Yo dawg, we heard you liked TV, so we put TV on your TV.

Huh. I honestly didn’t expect Microsoft to be the ones to revive this idea with impressive modern updates. t.co/QeWzuHzSZ…

I prefer to not know anything else about this and just believe it as a general truth. t.co/LOcOrm7w5…

Leaf ghosts. t.co/V2C0POz4o…

Really hoping Betteridge’s Law applies here: t.co/6fM5rUNP4…

I wonder how many excellent phishing scams I’ve avoided by being terrible about reading my email.

Despite the celebration, it was clear from her eyes that Princess Leia had never fully recovered from the tragedy of Alderaan: t.co/guGdqGE8A…

What percentage of the time does an iPhone user find this calculation when they start a search with “e” helpful? t.co/82KTXUC1Z…

The thing I least understand about my phone is when the mute switch actually mutes videos and when it doesn’t.

I guess we have to wait another week. t.co/3m4fjkgnj…

I decided this debate wasn’t disturbing enough. t.co/T10ZGDAim…

Hmm. I was going for something like “he has a face for radio” but I think it needs more workshopping. t.co/Y4P3Gefjg…

I’ve always thought Bob Dylan has a voice for literature.

Getting ready t.co/AVQCL43uQ…

[Poll] Is this an example of a robot taking over a human’s job? t.co/sSpdabtzy…

Pigs gotta pig. @ Braeutigam Orchards t.co/JBVdSFRxc…

I’m really looking forward to one day saying “remember how crazy last week was?” instead of “remember when we thought LAST week was crazy?”

Couldn’t think of how to search for this tweet besides “costume.” It’s the 3rd result. Nicely done, @Twitter search. t.co/thOVmSiuM…

If every US presidential election had these same odds, the candidate in Trump’s 14.6% position would have been elected president 8 times. t.co/y1D0jybry…

This is my favorite part of iOS 10. I think it’s unnecessary, but it’s very satisfying. t.co/WVI7XNyWi…

I hope someone is already busy manufacturing Samsung-Galaxy-7-shaped novelty candles.

How’s the WiFi set up at your house?