Dave

So “weird” Twitter is surreal humor & inside jokes, but “normal” Twitter constantly quotes all of Bohemian Rhapsody: t.co/NvZuCcs7i…

Justine Sacco - secretly the world’s best PR Crisis-Management representative (highly recommended by her most recent client, Shia LaBeouf).

A Family-Feud-type show where you ask factual questions of 1000 people, remove all the correct answers & have to guess the top results.

So I’m a vegetarian and not the best judge of such things, but is this actually supposed to look good? t.co/hE15LTOFu…

While the slideshow helping to understand the size of the new Mac Pro is good, total missed opportunity to put a banana in for scale.

To the person who invented the cookie: A+ on concept and execution, D- on naming.

Waiting for @mat to start posting as @justinesacco now.

Are the lack of prank Mayday videos an indicator of low sales numbers of Amazon’s Kindle Fire?

How many people did not have their credit card number stolen thanks to Target’s decision not to sell Beyoncé’s new album?

Target FAQ: “Is the CVV code the same as the three-digit code on the back of my card? No” but everything I look up about CVV says it is.

Helvetica : Fonts :: Bob Marley : Reggae

I’d assumed Duck Dynasty was related to either Duck Tales or Duck Dodgers, which would have made for a much more interesting controversy.

Just unlocking my 4am tweeting badge.

Someone click all the links on the Million Dollar Homepage and report back on what % are still active & the same site.

Can a judge order that Shia LaBeouf have his copy/paste functionality removed from all devices?

I’ve determined you can pair 3 trackpads & 2 mice to one iMac & they all work. Now I just need to figure out a reason to do this.

The FCC needs to investigate Apple’s apparent use of chemical weapons in advertising. I can’t think any other reason I’d keep tearing up.

Re-read @zeldman’s Style vs Design. It still holds up amazingly well, though it is jarring to read about “Pentiums with T1 connections.”

Hey everyone with a kid older than mine: don’t tell me what happens next, I’m trying to avoid spoilers.

Million dollar idea someone needs to kickstarter right now: a label maker that supports the full emoji library: t.co/SXKwfeWHV…

Why hasn’t Bill Nye yet hosted a New Year’s Eve event?

A huge amount of security & privacy in society is based around the idea that people aren’t good at remembering the numbers you told them.

An entire NPR story about the pacific trade agreement ignoring needs of catfish farmers without ONE use of “they have bigger fish to fry.”

Realized I put away my t-shirts, pants & sweaters using methods I learned on the internet.

The mattress shopping & purchasing was relatively painless, which I assume means I got fleeced.