The marketing industry is terrible at marketing the marketing industry. If you’re “found out” to be a marketer, you’re immediately evil.
Hey, a thing I’ve been working on (with @smiller) for the past month or so is now live. It’s a mediocre forum: t.co/6milAOke2…
An under-appreciated skill of Mozeliak’s is that he can wear a bow tie without being That Guy Who Wears A Bow Tie. t.co/3sSTkGV71…
The nice thing about being in central time is you can talk crap about all the West Coasters in the morning and they’ll never see it.
Wondering how it might turn out if I taught my kid that all the Norman words were profane & all the Anglo-Saxon words were civilized.
Up to 7.0.4 & I still get this weird iOS 7 bug where it uses the landscape pass code keyboard in portrait view. t.co/u0yICYyvz…
ICYMI, yes that was me having a heart attack as I emptied the trash and a twig popped up & hit me in the back.
Text from unknown number: “It’s done.” & I had to think if I’d accidentally ordered a hit. But no, just the uverse guy saying he finished.
The uverse guy first suggested the co-ax was probably installed when the house was built (ca. 1885).
The world’s strongest man competition, but with high school physics students allowed to use one simple machine to help.
Met a couple co-workers & worked through the whole day before realizing that none of us had even bothered to plug our laptops in.
Sometimes it’s worth looking at the world from @___‘s point of view. t.co/LIw7RttBc…
Discovered this bar that has a huge SECRET MENU where you can order all sorts of drinks and they’ll make them for you.
0°F is where brine freezes. Which is totally stupid, except that you get to say it’s frigorific which is awesome.
Looking for a decent, simple periodic table, and it’s depressing how many searches lead to Breaking Bad novelty crap.
The weirdest thing about watching early seasons of shows on Netflix is the characters don’t all have iPhones yet.
Why is the ladder always one foot shorter than what would reliably and safely reach whatever it is you’re now stretching to get up to?
So #yolo is supposed to inspire you to be more dating & risk-taking, but wouldn’t living a dozen times make that easier?