Dave

Just discovered that cable TV has been out since October 30th. Maybe a sign we shouldn’t have cable TV.

A horror film about the Champawat tiger would have a death every 25 seconds if it were 3 hours long.

Has anyone tried a class-action lawsuit against any “random” drawings, on the basis that there’s actually no such thing as true random?

Is that thing where the clerk takes your card & cuts it in half real? I assume not. But it’d be funny to see them try with @coin.

How can I just auto-buy everything that @lonelysandwich creates a video for? It’d just save me time, I’m doing it manually anyway.

Just noticed that pulling left-to-right on a tweet in @tweetbot does fave and then reply depending how far you pull. Very handy. (And new?)

I can’t remember why I thought to look but @justinbieber has favorited eleven tweets ever, including four of his own.

Another dinner passed successfully uninterrupted by John McAfee. I’ve got quite a streak going.

No matter how techie the conference, I’ve never seen one go by without at least one “how does this projector work?” issue.

Just got four mentions in a row that were actually meant for me and not just a misuse of the underscore. #anewrecord

Re: the Apple TV, I think people forget how many years an Apple phone was predicted before it actually came out.

The month IBM announced they were entering (what had been Apple’s) personal computer market: t.co/cY9F85grn…

Half of Photoshop’s learning curve could be solved with an explanation why a button is grayed out or why that thing you did had no effect.

I’ve read it a few times but…I can’t see how customized timeline is any different than if you had an account that only retweeted tweets.

A browser option to not show me an animated gif till it loads the whole thing instead of showing me the occasional frame here & there.

A twitter app that tells you how many people have tweeted exactly the same thing you’re about to tweet.

How did computers go from this awesome design to beige boxes for 20 years? t.co/MmNLiDXYX…

Did you know you can just describe the thing you want at In-And-Out?

Congratulations on winning most bizarre product name of the morning! t.co/Lppm1W3vt…

Any site that offers a service for free needs to have a section called “How do we make money?”

Talking on the phone when I realize I need to use my computer and so I…knock twice on my own head to unlock my Mac. #thefuture

There are 676 2-letter combinations using the English alphabet. How many of those combinations don’t appear in any English words?

You can’t make a haiku using the word unenthusiastically.

Fonblet? Seriously? Can anyone think of any other English word that does the nb thing (without a hyphen)?

Do you think REI is trying to tell us something with this initialism? t.co/2i2g35z8Y…