Dave

Press for “more” t.co/a34r0hXZ1…

I still miss this iMac. t.co/FX5xrfnos…

I realize I should be grateful that most of the physical pain in my life seems to come from coffee table legs, but OW!

It’s now been more than 60 hours since @realDonaldTrump’s Android phone has tweeted.

Do I know anyone who has anything in Twitter Order history? t.co/wUzWsllLz…

[poll] Which Apple keynote feature comes out last?

Oh, of course you can follow him on Twitter: @gudetama_sanrio t.co/ZoxySKh20…

I can’t believe I just found out about Gudetama, the depressed egg yolk. t.co/gjowJgR5H…

I wonder if any military officer ever attempted the Battleship strategy. “Let’s just torpedo randomly into the ocean until we get a hit.”

I’m thinking about making add-ons to put below the “Employees must wash hands” signs that say “and also, everyone else.”

I feel like @upshotNYT is making some serious assumptions about my understanding of football field goal probabilities. t.co/gXU571GnF…

Apparently a strategy for the autorefractor eye test at @___’s school is to say they’re taking pics of noses. That took awhile to figure out

Pepsi’s slogan should be “We don’t have that, is Pepsi ok?”

My taxi driver complained the automated dispatch system banned him for 5 minutes when he rejected calls in predominantly black neighborhoods

Well, that didn’t take long. t.co/jqt090vd2…

Journalists (@fmanjoo) describe Twitter as “consumed by debates about the news” when it’s 100% about who you follow: t.co/5QjrWalfy…

Every time I read about temperament, I get hungry for tempura.

So I guess this is a thing @twitter does now? (Happy birthday, @torrez!) t.co/MXPhjYADM…

I think everyone can agree, the world needs more Remington Steele fanfic. @jasontoon and I did our part at t.co/gSdlnvhvr… today.

Good timing. t.co/FI7ycvosZ…

It might give me a heart attack, but I’d still like to have @FiveThirtyEight ’s forecasting numbers as an Apple Watch complication

Whew, almost missed the anniversary of the widest date my oven can display. t.co/UeIohcJ8H…

I like the auto-emojify feature for Messages because it will lead to more parents using emoji which will lead to kids no longer using emoji.

Every time I try something new I think “maybe this is what I will be naturally great at, without lots of practice & hard work.” Nothing yet.

I don’t know, I think there’s room for at least two more flags in there. @ Joe Fassi Sausage and… t.co/DLgAy8p4F…