Dave

My sports app would know team history, too. So if the Orioles are playing & you’re from STL, you root for them because of the Browns.

Site idea: “Which team should I root for?” You put teams in & add where you live, where your parents grew up, etc. & it picks your team.

The Invisible Plane began life as an alien morphing crystal circling a distant planet with its family, who are collectively called the Ring.

Tonight @__ decided she should probably start calling @___ by his real name instead of always saying “Mr. Baby.”

OH in Grant’s Farm beer garden: “There is a Toyota in the parking lot that was left with engine running, license plate: DRINKER.”

It’s weird running another twitter feed where all the mentions are actually, for real mentions and not piles of absurd unrelated crap.

Gotta like when Win Expectancy rounds up by the 5th: t.co/UvjQczgO5…

Now that most of my friends & family have iOS (and Messages), the majority of my SMS messages are now 2-factor log-in codes.

Is it new that Amazon Prime overnight shipping is variable instead of $4? I was surprised to see high cost upgrades: t.co/wQzT8EgUy…

Sometimes I skip to the next song because I’m singing along to it.

Favorite work auto-correct today replaced [meeting prep] with: “Yep, but I’ll want to make sure I have time for a little meeting Oreo.”

Safety tip: Whether it actually is hot, or even if it is just like it’s hot, dropping it is not a good idea.

Trying to figure out how @square makes money off Square/Cash. The only plausible answer is that they’re trying out the Superman III scam.

Swapped normal sad indie soundtrack for You Are My Sunshine. “But now you’ve left me & you love another & you have shattered all my dreams.”

Do you think the male ladybugs are comfortable with who they are?

Movie sequel idea: Seven, but instead of the Seven Deadly Sins the killer themes on the Seven Dwarves.

I really love the updating map on the sidebar here: t.co/qpphPN2A8… (Mildly better if you could click city names on map to navigate.)

In honor of Columbus day, I’m only going to click through links using URL-shorteners based in Colombia.

I hate spammers, of course, but I have to say it’s pretty cool that they auto-generate vaguely realistic bios: t.co/6nqrioFUW…

Day 318 of Apple’s cinema displays being thicker than displays that have full Macs in them. #updatealready #yesIknowwhatworldthisproblemisin

Idea: Browser extension that checks ahead & doesn’t take me to a page that will have an “Are you sure you want to leave?” alert pop-up.

“We can’t stop and we won’t stop” works much better as a telegram.

It’s midnight, bring out the baseball ice cream. And win this game.

You know what’s weird? There are people going out today and buying a Blackberry phone.

Apple really upped their bigram iPhone autocorrections. I see a typo, keep typing & think I’ll have to fix it, but see it’s fixed later.