You mumble “hi” & they say “Hi” & you don’t know if they were answering you or didn’t hear you. You say “HI” too loudly & walk quickly on.
Playroom ceiling at the new old house. t.co/DHMINFLfs…
What You See Is What We Thought You Meant But We’re Terrible At Guessing And OMG You Don’t Want To See The Code Under This.
Great night for baseball. t.co/aBhrXWHJx…
#playball t.co/0MNyQ0dz0…
A Doogie Howser sequel where @ActuallyNPH has to deal with patients constantly remarking how he’s not that young anymore.
“Levison [Lavasoft] complied the next day by turning over the private SSL keys as an 11 page printout in 4-point type.” I hope in Comic Sans
For those who hate Google & Amazon but still want to be mediocre, you can now get a direct Mediocre account over at t.co/C5UK47oaT…
How do we get it clearly understood by everyone that security questions are the biggest risk to security & should never be implemented?
Follow @hodgman and his retweets today if you’d like to spend the day thinking of all the terrible things that might happen to you in life.
Today’s weird wikipedia find: posthumous executions: t.co/tGiqloy5H…
Idea for a social horror film: growing masses of anime girls start stalking one man, getting closer, closer, closer: t.co/i7nT8KNu0…
I can’t believe I voted for Obama twice and then he makes a healthcare website where I can’t even register _ as my username. #ThanksObama
Working in a coffee shop with noise-canceling headphones, importing @coffitivity coffee shop sounds because I like them better than reality.
Well son, the 2nd civil war started when people decided they could no longer live alongside others who had differing opinions about spoilers
Ah, back in Cardinal country, the one place in the world where I’m not allowed to watch the game on my phone.
How do people who follow >10k people use twitter? It seems unlikely to me they use lists, but I honestly can’t see how it works for them.
Bye Seattle! I enjoyed living with you for a few years. t.co/D6E0r6XUw…