Dave

We just opened up the deals.woot beta to you purple-boxers. I think there’s at least a couple of you all in that group.

I admit, I was hesitant to click on a link after the text “This disgusts me” but it seemed unlikely @algore was goatseing us all.

Very thankful for Advil right now.

Woot’s finally made it, our name’s in the marquee: tr.im/CFHJ

I think it’s time to go home, I just unlocked the “Local” badge in Dallas.

Oops, I guess Tweetie 2 heavily caches follower counts. Looks like @tonyLarussa is north of 600 already.

Surprised I’m only 27th follower of @TonyLaRussa. He’s a champ for forgiving/forgetting & joining in, but I don’t see him being very active.

I mentioned apostrophegate when I noticed it earlier, but now there’s an illustration: tr.im/CAUv

It would be pretty great to see CueCat become a trending topic on Twitter. twitter.com

Very self-conscious after a sneeze echoed & reverberated throughout the cavernous division of Woot HQ I’m holed up in. Avoiding all pigs.

I just became the mayor of Woot, Inc. Dallas on @foursquare! bit.ly/25z0gb

Definitively the optimal way to play Beatles Rock Band is with a 4- & a 5-year old singing Yellow Submarine at the top of their lungs.

I just unlocked the “Newbie” badge on @foursquare! bit.ly/2D8XE1

I’ll give you green clovers & purple horseshoes, where are pink hearts, red balloons, or yellow amorphous blobs considered Lucky Charms?

Maybe tweeting will wake me up a bit. I see the sun couldn’t be bothered to make an appearance yet.

Trying to get to sleep in order to not be crazily sleepy tomorrow. I wish I could reason with my body’s metabolism. Come on, body!

Welcome @unclepilot to the Woot writer family! And then let us know if you hear back, because he should be too busy writing to tweet!

Ever wonder how I’d answer questions posed to Ron Howard? If so, wtf, you’re a huge weirdo. But still, now you can hear: tr.im/Ckyx

I like that Numbers formulas use labels: Todays Goal=Start Weight-((DATEDIF(Goal Start,Today,“D”))/Goal Length*(Start Weight-Goal Weight))

I can’t believe The Onion chickened out on fried butter! We ate both that & fried cookie dough. j.mp/TDho8 twitpic.com/m3k85

Tom Hanks said his vote for the best movie of all time was Jason & The Argonauts. It’s pretty amazing, now. I can’t imagine its fx in 1963.

This is what a boring postseason game looks like: twitpic.com/m36qy

Watching Jason & the Argonauts while taping Amazing Race. They’re fighting a bronze Titan & I’m thinking, THIS would be a good reality show.

Mandolin slicers rock! @__ made us fancy potato-sliced frozen pizza! (No, this is not related to my diet plan.) twitpic.com/m2rrz

Based on historical outcomes, the Phillies already are 88% likely to win this game after 1 inning. #winexpectancy