Dave

Discovered that no, I cannot eat a 9-course meal. So very very full. Did not pace myself well at all. #toque!

Ooooooomg, second creme brûlée did me in. Also, I’m worried a bit, as it seems 2% of my tweets are now about creme brûlée.

Strategy to sneak in 4 meals & 3 out-for-drinks nearly derailed by unexpectedly large dessert. Short nap helps the caloriethon continue.

Travel pro-tip: always ask if the corner rooms are different/better. Then ask for top floor: twitpic.com/gwkyf #montreal

Kid Rock played at the Vermont County Fair we went to. We did not attend, nor did we eat creme brûlée with him afterwards.

Was on a boat, but sadly without the cell coverage to have informed you in the present tense.

Spotted a Bluebird of Hopelessness (@jamietoon shirt.woot) in security line at airport but decided against shouting ahead to him.

Heading out for vacation, which will totally screw up my inbox strategy.Maybe I’ll just archive anything with the word “the” in it.

I don’t have the song from the latest Autotune The News stuck in my head, I just have them singing “Autotune the news” over and over again.

New compromised goal: Inbox negative. Leave each day with fewer emails than at the start. Eventually, someday, it has to get to 0, I figure.

Is multiverse singular or plural? Can there be more than one multiverse?

Apparently went for a little walk in my sleep last night. No known casualties. I think I’ll try sleeping this time.

For all of their work on ease of use, it’s bewildering that Mac markets all their OS updates by cat names that never appear once installed.

Enjoyable baseball game, and great company, both IRL and virtual. I love the future we live in.

What’s the record for ground rule doubles in a game? Three, so far, in this one.

Normally I’d be pretty disappointed to see the Cardinals leave ten on base. Tonight, it’s ok. Thankfully, Brewers have left 11 on so far.

I enjoy a good sunrise, but scientifically, is there any reason it’s any better than a good sunset? Besides the unlikeliness I’m seeing it?

I miss punching All-Star ballots at the ballgame. How about: 1 player per league voted in as pinch hitter for the world series teams.

Maybe it’s a bad idea to hit our pitcher, eh?

I dislike the phrase “another first pitch.” Where does it end?

What does it say about our shirt.woot audience that 3 of the top 4 in our flora derby involve carniverous plants?

Why St. Petersburg Times owner didn’t leave the paper to his family: “I haven’t met my great-grandchildren. I might not like them”

Just became aware that if I type “resetting” in involuntarily follow it with “your password” regardless of what else I was talking about.

FYI for those following the chaos, Gmail status updates: tr.im/xFoK

I would really not like to live in a house where when one door closes another door opens. Sometimes you want all your doors closed.