Dave

Sesame Street song parody idea: No Sleep Till…Bedtime! Bonus benefit: the Beastie Boys are already perfectly named to be Muppets.

Public bathrooms should have a stats board: # of toilet uses vs. # of times the sink faucet is turned on.

A touch too drunk for HTML5 for drunks: happymagicfuntime.com/blog/html… /via @diveintomark

Do you think he chose the song solely because it’s Jon Jay-Z?

Cue Al Hrabosky saying “they should really call it the Fair Pole.”

Is there some point you give Ryan a little Memphis vacation to shake it off? 5 errors in 3 games.

It’s like a shirt.woot slot machine around here. Yellow Sputnik…Yellow Sputnik…Binge! Someday we’ll get a set of 3 matching.

Debating whether to get today’s shirt.woot. I love graph jokes & this is a pretty good one, but I’m not keen on people studying my shirt.

Idea for a tab-based browser feature: keyboard shortcut (or toolbar icon) that highlights which tabs are currently outputting sound.

Is this Google’s first entrance into spriting their logo & graphics? www.google.com/images/sr…

I wonder if it would be easier to write a program to judge whether a program passes the Turing test.

Is Jon Jay the only active Mad Ape Den MLBer?

On the way out to the field, Rasmus stops short of the foul line, gathers feet & bunny hops over it.

Ballboy tells me Stavinoha is the last Opening Day roster member in the MLB to get his start.

Watching Wainwright show Lohse, Mather & Jay something he’s seeing in the Reds pitcher Harang’s wind-up.

Ah, the Cardinals finally got cardinals.com domain. I wonder if that was a battle with Arizona or the NFL. twitpic.com/1kczn6

Heading down to the baseball game, best seats I’ve yet had. If you’re watching, look for @__ & me 1st row, just to the side of Cards dugout.

Freaky (and prescient) ReCaptcha captured by @sbolen earlier: twitpic.com/1k16hl

Complex wardrobe day: fancy Kentucky derby-ware, followed by baby’s birthday. Michael Kors? Geranimals? Maybe Osh Kosh is the magic middle.

I love the all-in-one address/search box on Chrome. I want to type a special character like ! at the end of a search for “feeling lucky”.

Learned that Busch Stadium has a basement. Does it hold 40,000?

Ack, did not plan as well as @kopper. In the basement for 30 minutes WITHOUT the beer.

New Twitter trend I want to start: Meta Mondays. We’ll all tweet about what we think about Meta Mondays. I’m thinking we tag it #metaMonday.

On an Adobe form. Do I speak International English, Universal English, Non-EU English? English, American English, NA English not choices.

#woot Who says you can’t walk & moderate? #notRecommended