Dave

When’s the Seattle-St. Louis bullet train arrive? I’m tired of traveling, but wishing I could visit pals. Facebook, you’re no teleportation.

Name change! Thinking “Dave Cumulonimbus” (@ Seattle Social Security Office) 4sq.com/cyzo8n

It feels so appropriate to pay my Internet bill with my iPad. I’m going to try to pay my water bill with my toilet.

I’m always shocked seeing huge iPad sales #s. I never see it out, around. But then I realize most probably keep it at home on the couch.

I ended up buying Neuromancer on the Kindle, in part because it just seemed far too appropriate.

We told the airline we were vegetarian. They forced us to take a square of spinach instead of cheese tortellini offered to everyone else.

Ok, Europe, you’re on your own now, my vigilance shift is officially over.

New item on the honeymoon to-do list: be vigilant. Thanks, government!

Ooh, fun: US considering advising Americans in Europe to stay away from public areas.

The unexpected effect of keeping a St. Louis area code number in Washington is getting automated calls at 6:30am instead of 8:30.

Hmm…it seems like iTunes should probably mention somewhere that rented TV shows can’t currently be transferred to the iPad.

Million-dollar-idea: ziplock bags that look like TSA-approved quart bags, but that are actually 20% bigger.

Just spent 30 seconds debating with a friend whether the white spot poking out behind the clouds was the moon or the sun. #AlsoNowImBlind

At every bus stop, my phone attempts to autoconnect to a WiFi network. #tooManyStarbucks.

When AirPlay comes out (& iOS 4.2) the Remote app will let us stream to the iPad, right?

Today’s sky is a lazy photoshop difference clouds filter: twitpic.com/2su1nr

Jason tests out how Buckyballs react in real intestines: j.mp/96I1hu

Why do no-show socks come in different colors?

If I have to look for a printed symbol to see which side is up on your cable, you designed it poorly. #apple

My phone can shoot HD video, but Amazing Race still can’t afford HD equipment they could travel with? I guess Reality TV really is cheap.

Unexpected benefit of living on west coast: combination of earlier timezone & late (compared to CT) primetime means Sunday TV isn’t delayed.

Amazon has the pilot of (the new David Cross show) The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret for free right now. Get it, it’s awesome

Quick, what do I ask Dan Aykroyd when I get to the end of this liquor store line? twitpic.com/2ryhuk

I love guessing that Google has a feature & then seeing it does. You can google: “Time Portugal” to get the current time there.

ooh, neat: When arrowing up & down through (or mousing over) search suggestions in Google Instant, right-arrow for “feeling lucky.”