Dave

I would like @magicrecs to recommend the best @magicrecs parody account.

To make up for @Horse_ebooks I expect to find out that @justinbieber actually is an automated bot.

Imagine if eyes worked like teeth do and you lost your baby eyes, pushed out by adult eyes.

AppleTV with a remote featuring TouchID, logging you into your personal preferences on Netflix, iTunes, and DVR recommendations.

CAPTCHA is getting so difficult I’m starting to think that I might be worse at it than a program I could write.

Returning home before a big move is perhaps the only time you think excitedly, “ooh, maybe we’ve lost all our possessions in a house fire!”

My son can now say M and B sounds. So we talk about amoeba & discuss Obama, along with his thoughts on whether the city is Bombay or Mumbai.

Doing my part to close the unclosed parentheses. )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I picked breakfast by looking where in the nearby area @waxpancake had been at least three times. (Ended up at Tasty N Alder.)

Is it a faux pas to tweet a reply into someone else’s conversation? Because I pretty much do that in real life, too.

I can confidently say that @BradOFarrell & @cbdarden are my two favorite cat-meme-generating / kickstarter-funded-game-creators.

Think I’ll just use my #xoxofest badge for any other conferences I go to.

Free slogan for a game studio to use: “We think this is some kind of game.”

This year’s developing #xoxofest theme: do it, and then figure out how to do it.

“We’ll meet your across the street, in the field with baby goats and drones.” #xoxofest

Now that’s how you make sure everyone has a real badge: t.co/IblhyxZQY…

Despite some direct message conversations with a couple people, I still have no idea why 12k Arabic-speaking people started following me.

Looking forward to magazine features on “the single-character non-alphanumerics of Twitter”.

Twitter user @i joined this month, hasn’t yet tweeted, following no one. How’s that happen?

I love that @mat got verified as soon as he stopped using Twitter.

It’s possible someday I will get used to not being able to tap the home button to bring up spotlight, but I wish they’d kept that shortcut.

Huh, I didn’t realize people (who are following me) can’t reply back to my direct messages to them unless I’m following them. That’s odd.

Remember when it was relevant to complain about MTV not having any music?

If you see me at #xoxofest come up and say hi. (I look like a shaggier, slightly older version of my avatar.)

(Why are so many people who speak Arabic following me today?)