Dave

I wish all domains were as well-deserved and well-earned as t.co/aXgYW8Gvg…

I miss physical toggles.

Hey North Korea, Adak, Alaska is your closest target. Pay no attention to Seattle. (Heads up, Adak, population 326.)

I don’t particularly fear North Korea’s nuclear long-range missile capability, but I also wouldn’t mind not being in the closest US city.

If you’re having connectivity problems, this lady in the store says her son turned off the Internet again.

The Home Screen selection is a constant reality TV show, with contestants getting voted off & on daily. t.co/XrxFZtJnw…

What % of active Twitter users have never (purposefully) starred a tweet? I’d guess 98%.

Autocorrect changed earliest to ear lies, and now I want that to be a slang term for whispered rumors.

Online word count & spell check utilities should offer a paid version allowing you to see what other people are counting & spell checking.

Challenge: Find a YouTube video uploaded before 11/15/05 that uses the phrase “no copyright infringement intended”: t.co/5jajBr3Cc…

Why do papers (and now many “big” blogs) have someone write the headlines other than (and at times in opposition to) the author?

In 2016 I’ll vote for whichever candidate, from whatever party, will get blister packs outlawed and/or execute the manufacturers.

Million-dollar idea: Smart sink - Millions of times/second analyzes if water is splashing out of the sink & adjusts water flow to stop it.

One day I’ll take a day off and spend it replying to every accidental mention in my feed: t.co/y9uN5KCgq…

For as dainty as an eyelash is, it has a seriously brutal name.

When closed captions identify the song and artist in a sitcom it feels like Pop-Up Video.

“The company slashed his pay by 97 percent for 2012, to $1.9 million.”

Talking mule canon? “The 7th & final entry in the series, Francis in the Haunted House, was made without any of the key creative personnel.”

Another way to review Margaret Thatcher’s legacy: how she was portrayed and parodied in fiction - t.co/hH3DbjQnc…

Most everything I know about Margaret Thatcher I learned from Bloom County: t.co/EI5iWxACg…

Opening Day in St. Louis has such an encompassing atmospheric feel, it makes me miss even things completely unrelated to baseball.

I can’t believe the @nytimes obit didn’t tell me a single thing Margaret Thatcher was good at cooking.

My son and I have some serious trust issues. He won’t talk to me about anything.

In the third inning we were advised to settle in for a pitchers’ duel. It’s now 14-2.

I’m big in Japan, I guess. At least among anime female characters. t.co/YXI3vX9HD…