Dave

Ortiz must be rethinking this whole DH thing, as he seems to love socializing with the runner at first.

There should be a @foursquare badge for going to a hardware store three times in one day. #newoldhouse t.co/hQZjfao4v…

The @tweetbots FAQ for v3 may be the first ever that actually addressed every question I had & a few more: t.co/9NdgSevcQ…

Every once in awhile it just hits me how weird it was that Jonathan Richman was in There’s Something About Mary.

I want to see @darth verified so he has to say that he actually is the darth you are looking for. & I bet he’d have fun with that checkmark.

I feel like I should shout BINGO: t.co/wiscBl8Lc…

Missing the quick title bar timeline change to other Lists in new @Tapbot. Hopefully I’m just not seeing where it is now.

Designing mediocre forums & I have to decide who to side with in the fav(e) war: @anildash (fav) vs @kottke (fave).

Ok, we need to start figuring out how to score when we’re in the field.

The only time I find myself wanting to touch my laptop monitor is to hit the [End] button on FaceTime.

I live in a ~130 year house, but the Died In House site reports no known deaths of previous owners, which basically means I’m now immortal.

Apple feature idea: Let me use my iPhone 5S Touch ID to log in to my Mac when they’re on the same WiFi network.

As long as you’re fiddling with capitalization rules, iPad AIR would go nicely with iPad mini.

Back in WWIV BBS days there was a trick code (^H?) that would animate text by back spacing & then typing new characters. I miss that.

Apple’s going to get to see for themselves what having free apps vs paid does to your ratings. #★

Dear @sublimehq You know what people expect to see in the About window? The version number. Crazy how hard it is to confirm I’m using v3.

Whew, finally managed to get @___’s account all cleared out through a little name-changing dance.

Parallel parking tip: You’re failing because you’re doing it wrong. Stop being stupid & do it right. t.co/Yc6sBd6pC… Also, life tip.

My sports app would know team history, too. So if the Orioles are playing & you’re from STL, you root for them because of the Browns.

Site idea: “Which team should I root for?” You put teams in & add where you live, where your parents grew up, etc. & it picks your team.

The Invisible Plane began life as an alien morphing crystal circling a distant planet with its family, who are collectively called the Ring.

Tonight @__ decided she should probably start calling @___ by his real name instead of always saying “Mr. Baby.”

OH in Grant’s Farm beer garden: “There is a Toyota in the parking lot that was left with engine running, license plate: DRINKER.”

It’s weird running another twitter feed where all the mentions are actually, for real mentions and not piles of absurd unrelated crap.

Gotta like when Win Expectancy rounds up by the 5th: t.co/UvjQczgO5…