Dave

Clever, and handy that Twitter’s pinned tweets show up in the search results: t.co/aHFB2nDL7…

Apple Watch Focus Group app - Pass out Watches to participants, show them ads & auto-record their heart rate changes to pick the best ad.

An Apple Watch app syncing with the phone’s compass that gives me a light tap every time I face north. #6thSense

It will probably just be called the iWatch, regardless of what Apple actually named it. (Like the “iTouch”.) t.co/gBt36CdhV…

Suddenly my wardrobe is again filled with site & startup shirts, but this time it’s because they now use that super-soft tri-blend shirt.

Little known Apple commandment: Thou Shalt Only Have One Wheel Control, hence the iPod click wheel dying the day the digital crown launches.

Aspects of the 6 Plus make me think it’s just Apple placating people they disagree with. Ask Tim Cook which one he’s going to use.

Luckily, the guy over at @3x doesn’t seem to actually use Twitter, or he’d be having a pretty bad mentions day.

So - iPod. iPhone. iPad. And iCloud, iTunes, iWork, iMovie. On the other hand: Apple TV. Apple Watch. Straining for any pattern.

So presumably most of the time between now and “early 2015” is spent optimizing for improved battery life.

I love how @gizmodo’s layout just automatically adjusts to what’s clearly the top question on everyone’s mind today: t.co/WiM4cM1rR…

How that U2 skit should’ve gone - TIM: “That song was great! Let’s give it away. Screw it, let’s give the whole album away!” [Scene.]

Seeing that emoji makes me wish @mantia had never left Apple.

You can tell @tmbg sang “what’s the sense in arguing when you’re all alone” before the Web.

I’m disappointed this isn’t (yet) a real sport: t.co/DwpwqoC3h…

These are the Daves I know (that are going to @xoxo): t.co/zRdi7azas…

Glad I didn’t notice before I passed 10,000 tweets or I likely would’ve sat on 9,999 for a month.

Rainy days are their own kind of fun now. t.co/4EMQjQKuB…

Unironically excited about the Halloween issue of Martha Stewar Living every year. t.co/s7sQFE1kZ…

A little vindication for my failed attempt to get Pascal to count as a high school language credit: t.co/AKUrdLa5s…

Girl survives natural disaster, but suffers severe head trauma triggering amnesia & hallucinations. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

Does anyone ever campaign to remove a stop sign from an unbusy intersection? We’re headed for 100% stop sign coverage by 2050.

When kids only have a few complete sentences, it’s fun to think of them as sitcom catch phrases: @___ says “Hang it up!” all the time now.

Grim thought: Based on average life expectancy, in 33 years all the main Simpsons voice-actors will be dead. Season 61 will be weird.

Spinning till you get dizzy is the real gateway drug.