Dave

I don’t believe it’s coincidental that the only object introduced in Good Night Moon but not told “good night” is the telephone.

Someone should make Lincoln Logs, but, like, really big.

Yes: doggy, horsey, birdy, ducky. No: catty, cowy, ratty, goaty. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Was teaching @___ double-tapping home to abort crashed apps & he figured out that’s how to circumvent the YouTube Kids app timer.

An app that keeps track of how many times you rotated around right or left, so at the end of the day you can literally unwind.

My favorite bar, @theroyale turned ten today. If you haven’t been to The Royale, you haven’t been to St. Louis. (Order the Mr. Smith.)

Tip for doing anything anywhere that makes everything always better: go right when it opens (or just before).

With all the Twitter tweaks lately, I keep expecting one that removes @ names from your 140-character count.

Episode 8: Force Hits Snooze.

We could’ve done a lot worse with @___ being obsessed with a song than @tmbg’s Electric Car but I bet I’ve got the record for most listens.

For their ultimate test of patience and zen calm, monks should have to guide a 2-year-old to walk down two flights of stairs on his own.

I still find Google’s ngram search really cool, though I wish it updated to more recent than 2008. t.co/bH4dzIjGK…

Tesla & Prius could more accurately be called coal & natural gas cars.

Give credit to Saarinen for designing a monument & symbol of the city that can be mowed into the baseball field without looking at all odd.

Thank you Internet, for making me feel handy and not even having to go to the hardware store: t.co/Fbt1EiDH0…

The downside of the kid napping during afternoon ball game time is not going to more ball games. The upside is watching more ball games.

The neighborhood kids ranked the best jobs, but I can’t quite make out what #1 is: t.co/uul8l5Q9W…

I want one of those tiny outside play houses for kids, except designed in the style of Frank Lloyd Wright.

My take on an older Chewie: t.co/Ne8nMBHyD…

I don’t know why all these people wondering What’s Up Dog don’t just google it: t.co/4xVMVL1z2…

You mean there’s not yet a parody of the new Star Wars trailer? You failed me, Internet, for the last time.

Rental car companies should offer upgrades to cars that are about to flip the odometer over.

.@sbolen This moment was quite suspenseful. Will it get a dial tone? Will it connect? What is even going on here? t.co/Oi5bSsW8q…

Very cool for the @cardinals to do a Dial-Up Modem throwback game today: t.co/49zAgjPWM…

The “family” bathrooms at Busch Stadium don’t allow both parents to go in with the toddler. @Cardinals does that make any sense at all?